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Ultrawolf Mr. Roarke

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jul 2003 |
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject: An essay on Ultrawolf |
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An essay on Ultrawolf
The subject of Ultrawolf has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Advancments in Ultrawolf can be linked to many areas. Given that its influence pervades our society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Inevitably Ultrawolf is often misunderstood by those most reliant on technology, obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1], contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of Ultrawolf’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent than Ultrawolf in society today. It smells of success.
Status, Security, Fame - Ultrawolf, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Ultrawolf, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, Ultrawolf fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Interest
Ultrawolf
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? My personal view is that interest has always depended upon Ultrawolf to a certain extent, but now more that ever. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting Ultrawolfilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of nobel prize winner Bartholomew Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] What a fantastic quote. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Ultrawolf and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Ultrawolf to win our vote?
Conclusion
We can say with certainty Ultrawolf may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It collaborates successfully, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres.
One final thought from the talented Uma Astaire: 'I demand Ultrawolf, nothing more nothing less.' [3]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing
[3] My Ultrawolf! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing |
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Sakura Saku-chan

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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 9:31 pm Post subject: |
An essay on Sakura
Issues surrounding Sakura can never be over analysed. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Sakura. Given that its influence pervades our society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Sakura.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they saw clearly into the human heart. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Sakura irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Did I mention how lovely Sakura is? It grows stonger every day.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Inflation
Sakura
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. My personal view is that inflation has always depended upon Sakura to a certain extent, but now more that ever. In the light of this free trade must be examined.
Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of award winning journalist Kuuipo Bootlegger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to Sakura by his mother. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Sakura to politics is 'participation'.
Is Sakura politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To reiterate, Sakura plays a large part in the lives of all. It inspires, it stimulates and is always fashionably late.
One final thought from the talented Sigourney Paltrow: 'You win some, you loose some, but Sakura wins most often.' [3]
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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Your Sakura - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing |
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Shurikane Dim Panties As String

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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:08 pm Post subject: |
An essay on The Shurikane
Think back to the first time you ever heard of The Shurikane. There are many factors which influenced the development of The Shurikane. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, The Shurikane is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that The Shurikane is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she must have been referning to The Shurikane. No symbol is more potent than The Shurikane in society today. It raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - The Shurikane is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. If society has a favourite child, it is The Shurikane.
Economic Factors
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of The Shurikane. We shall examine the Greek-Roman model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
(There was a graph here)
It is apparent from the graph that the influence of The Shurikane is strong. What is the secret to its strength? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the annual military budget world wide are driven entirely by The Shurikane. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting pre and post war views of The Shurikane.
To quote the star of stage and screen Achilles Shandy 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to The Shurikane. It speaks volumes. History tells us that The Shurikane will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did The Shurikane cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that The Shurikane doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
To conclude The Shurikane has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enlightens our daily lives, influences the influencers, and it brings the best out in people.
Here with the final word is Hollywood's Mariah Lopez: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The Shurikane.' [3] |
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Tobias *explodes*

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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject: |
An essay on Tobias' travels around the world
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Tobias' travels around the world. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Tobias' travels around the world. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Tobias' travels around the world is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Tobias' travels around the world. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Tobias' travels around the world.
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he shead new light on Tobias' travels around the world, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Tobias' travels around the world. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Tobias' travels around the world. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Tobias' travels around the world, another may see monkeys playing tennis.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will primarily be focusing on the Custard-Not-Mustard model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Housing
Prices
Tobias' travels around the world
It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Tobias' travels around the world is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Seemingly housing prices will continue to follow Tobias' travels around the world for the foreseeable future. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by a legend in their own life time, Bartholomew Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] He was first introduced to Tobias' travels around the world by his mother. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Tobias' travels around the world.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion
We can say with certainty Tobias' travels around the world is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It replenishes the self, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and figures show it's a winning formular.
I'll leave you with this quote from Britney Garfunkel: 'Tobias' travels around the world is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]
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Minosheep Doesn't get a custom rank.

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject: |
An essay on God
Issues surrounding God can never be over analysed. There are many factors which influenced the development of God. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about God. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning God by the aristocracy, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is God.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to God irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Primarily God builds trust among the people. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Economic Factors
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with God. Of course, God fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course the market value of gold plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.
Political Factors
Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to God.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, a legend in their own life time, Bonaventure H. Amster 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I argue that his insight into God provided the inspiration for these great words. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about God and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
I hope, for our sake that God will endure.
Conclusion
In my opinion God parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, puts out 'fires', and is a joy to behold.
Let's finish with a thought from star Justin De Niro: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without God.' [3]
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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing
[3] Go mad for God - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books |
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Excel Zero Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness

Gender:  Joined: 22 Oct 2003 |
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject: |
An essay on Excel
To delve deeply into Excel is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Excel. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, there are just not enough blues songs written about Excel. Inevitably Excel is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Excel and its numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Excel raises the question 'why?'
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Excel. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Excel. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model of economics. Interest
Excel
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Excel due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Excel now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.
In the words of the star of stage and screen Noah Woodpecker 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Excel until he was well into his thirties. If Excel be the food of politics, play on.
I hope, for our sake that Excel will endure.
Conclusion
To conclude, Excel has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular.
I will leave the last word to the famous Nicole Poppins: 'I love Excel? Yes! Hurray for Excel!' [3]
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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Excel, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing |
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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:06 am Post subject: |
An essay on Doot
'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding Doot. At first glance Doot may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably Doot is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Doot. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Doot.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. No symbol is more potent than Doot in society today. It raises the question 'why?'
Of paramount importance to any study of Doot within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like Doot.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, Doot fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, a lovely model.
Housing Prices
Doot
The statistics make it clear that Doot is a major market factor. Even a child could work out that housing prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing Doot and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Doot and ones own image of themselves.
Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by that most brilliant mind Esperanza Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Doot. It speaks volumes. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Doot.'
While Doot may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
In my opinion Doot parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and most importantly it perseveres.
I shall give the final word to star Beyonce Pfeiffer: 'My Daddy loved Doot and his Daddy loved Doot.' [3]
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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing
[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:26 pm Post subject: |
An essay on Pocket Otaku
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Pocket Otaku. I really, really like Pocket Otaku. Though Pocket Otaku is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Inevitably Pocket Otaku is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, many of whom blame the influence of television. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.
Social Factors
Society is a human product. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he could have been making a reference to Pocket Otaku, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Pocket Otaku. Observers claim it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Nothing represents every day life better than Pocket Otaku, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Pocket Otaku they are changed.
Economic Factors
Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics. Transport
Costs
Pocket Otaku
Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Even a child could work out that transport costs sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase Pocket Otakueconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing pre and post war views of Pocket Otaku.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, jazz singer Kuuipo T. Time 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Pocket Otaku, that this highlights an important issue. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Pocket Otaku wins votes.' Simple as that.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Pocket Otaku, and whats more human than politics?
Conclusion
We can say with certainty Pocket Otaku deserves all of the attention it gets. It enriches, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.
Here with the final word is Hollywood's Elton Travolta: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]
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[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Your guide to Pocket Otaku - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing |
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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

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"As soon as a child meets Pocket Otaku they are changed. "
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

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"One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Pocket Otaku."
I thought that one was nice, too!
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