I Wish: The Game!!

Excel Zero · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: I Wish: The Game!!

This is a fantabulous game and I would love to try it here.

Here's how it works.

1. The first poster (me) will post a wish

2. The next person looks at the wish above them and tries to wreck it using some sort of irony

3. That poster then posts his/her own wish and waits for it to be trounced.

I'll give you and example as if I posted, then Shino, then Kiyomi....this is just an example.

[Example]

[Excel]

I wish I have a million dollars!

[Shino]

You get your million dollars then die right after getting the check

I wish I could spell better

[Kiyomi]

You finally learn to spell better, then forget how to speak properly

I wish I had a cookie

and so forth....

[Example Over]

So let's get onto the game!!

I will start and someone will grant my wish, mess it up with irony, then post their own.

I wish I could fly!

Blackmage · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:34 pm Post subject:

You learn to fly, then get hit by a jet while flying.

I wish that food that was good for you was cheaper.

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

You get the food that is good for you cheaper because your body now fertilizes it.

I wish my Love was with me right now

reaper · I miss you Shar Gender: Joined: 28 Dec 2002

I saw this on another forum, tis a fun game lol.

Your love unexpectantly shows up on your door step, but when you open the door she hits you in the face with a large fish and runs off.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich right now mmmmm

Excel Zero · Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject:

You have a turkey sandwich but find out it was your pet turkey in the bread!

I wish I had a different color highlighter

reaper · I miss you Shar Gender: Joined: 28 Dec 2002

mmm pet turkey, that’s not so bad Mr. Green

You get your highlighter but it is possessed, and it relentlessly attacks you with neon ness

I wish I had something to drink to go with my pet turkey sandwich

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

You get your drink....but long after you've finished your sandwhich.

I wish I could get a good night of sleep.

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

You get a solid night's sleep, but find yourself strangely unable to sleep at all for the next four days.

I wish I could find someone.

Blackmage · Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:36 am Post subject:

You find someone, But its Michael Jackson.

I wish I didnt have to open at work, beucase 630am sucks.

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Someone trades with you, and you get the closing shift. Five minutes before close, a 1600 piece trailer shows up, and half the night crew calls out.

I wish I had more ramen.