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ScrumYummy · bunnyhunches of scrums Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005

I couldn't resist. XD

Oh noes, horsebunny what have you done? XD

There are some things you should know about horsebunnies, prior to owning, petting, or even coming into contact with one, so I have compiled a list.

1. Horsebunnies LOVE buttons. If a button and a horsebunny are in the room, that button must be pressed, and it will be pressed by that horsebunny. Thus, never leave a horsebunny in the room alone with a button that sets off a weapon of mass destruction. :3
2. Horsebunnies are horribly addicted to sweets and carrots. Cakes, candies, anything (cheesecake!). And carrots. If a horsebunny consumes enough carrots, they will become a Una-bunny--what appears to be a unicorn-horsebunny, except that the orange horn growing out of its head is not a horn at all--it is a carrot. This is how you can tell if a horsebunny is past a certain age--typically at that age, a horsebunny has consumed enough carrots to become a Una-bunny.
3. They are protected by magic. Horsebunnies are not susceptible to aging, plague or death.
4. Horsebunny reproduction: horsebunnies do not have gender; when the right time comes, one day, a horsebunny will look off into the distance, smile, and suddenly another horsebunny (of the same size) will appear next to it. This is how they reproduce. Horsebunnies do not "breed like rabbits;" however, it should be taken into account that since horsebunnies do not die, it is unwise to allow one's horsebunny population to "go to the bunnies." You must carefully monitor your horsebunnies, and when they reach past a certain number, start giving them away as gifts, otherwise you will quickly run out of sweets and carrots.
5. Horsebunnies LOVE to be cuddled. And you don't have to worry about squishing them, since they are protected by magic (see rule #3).
6. Horsebunnies DO NOT like nalgene bottles. (don't ask why, you won't like the answer). Whatever you do, do not leave nalgene bottles lying around horsebunnies, it will make them very upset.
7. Pegabunnies: pegabunnies are extremely rare, as they are made when a horsebunny eats too much cabbage. While horsebunnies do like cabbage, it is rare that they like it more than carrots or even sweets, so when making the decision to eat cabbage, carrots, or sweets, the horsebunny or unabunny will generally opt to eat carrots or sweets. Nothing against the cabbage, they just happen to like the carrots and sweets more. When a unabunny eats enough cabbage, they become a una-pegabunny.
8. Color: horsebunnies are generally yellow or off-white, or any variation in between; however, they do occur in all colors of the rainbow. Unabunnies will always have orange horns, and pegabunnies will always have light green wings (unless they ate more purple cabbage, in which case the wings will be purple).
9. Size: horsebunnies come in a variety of sizes, from being able to fit in the palm of your hand to being large enough for humans to ride, depending on the breed. The majority of them, however, are about the size of large rabbits.

Shandriz · Your Death Shall be Swift Gender: Joined: 28 Sep 2003

Hehehe! Yay for Horsebunnies!

FawkesFyre · Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

Bunnies sure do get around...I knew about Cabbots (Cat+Rabbit) but not Horsebunnies...wonder what species they'll get into next...

Forget My Little Pony, I'm more for My Little Horsebunny now! LoL

Akanari · Owns your reality Gender: Joined: 29 Sep 2004

Adorable!!

That makes me want to introduce my line of masked sphinxes.

I wanna be a unibunnyyyyyy. Hehehe. It'd be awesome if you made this into some kind of online pet service thing. You know. >>

Blackmage · Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject:

haha yes for the red button!

Reminds me of a cabbot, i bet you could draw a wonderful cabbot scrummers

Kudasai Hiroki · Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

ROTFL!!! That's adorable!

I'm giving Horsebunnys as Christmas gifts to everyone on my list this year! Soon the world will run out of cabbage and there will be mass hysteria!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Terin · Huzzah! Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2003

I want a plushie horsebunny ^_^
-T

Shino · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:40 am Post subject:

ScrumYummy · bunnyhunches of scrums Gender: Joined: 29 Jun 2005

LOL XD I love you guys. X)!

I wish I could make plushies, I would start making horsebunnies in a heartbeat O__O I'm thinking of making some horsebunny merch, though XD

And I've never drawn a cabbot. XD

Blackmage · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject:

draw one theres a first time fr everything!!

and you have l33t sk1llz so you should try!