What I HATE about women... - Some guy's website

Doot · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:32 pm Post subject:

That is painfully funny. ~stifles hilarious laughter~ (I had to send it to my dad.)

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

HEY! This maddox guy sounds familiar....Oh wait..I guess I know who he sounds like...hehehe

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

His site is maddox.xmission.com

He also has a wide variaty of political views and what not. If you enjoyed that, you'll love all the advice he gives.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

I dunno...He sounds a lot like me..It'd be like reading myself type..Which while amusing may become monotonous...hehehe

And Doot still ain't explained what it is I need ta put on to swallow something.

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

Az, I'll make it simple for you.

⌐z₧ôÿ+È╗ƒñ♣∟▲(ô§├A-c)╩♣=¿?¿?

Solve that and you'll know what she meant.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Dood I REALLY don't think Doot wanted me to do that to her. Well maybe but its gonna be awful messy. Plus chocolate just doesn't come outta bed-sheets.

Breezblok · Senior Otaku Age: 39 Gender: Joined: 03 Dec 2002

omfg maddox is my favourite, I've read every article on that site over and over

Feminists suck. Chauvenists suck. Let's all play by the fun little rules society has given us because conformity is cool, kids! Very Happy

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

If I could quote one of the great 90's bands "The BloodHound Gang" "Most of them suck but they usually blow it."

(I left out "people" so it'll make more ummm equivalancy)

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

Wait...Breez reads Maddox?

Breez, we have to do an alliance when I get my PO.

Breezblok · Senior Otaku Age: 39 Gender: Joined: 03 Dec 2002

Haha, Deal! This is my favourite maddox article

Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a
solid kick in the ass can't cure.

Attention Deficit Disorder is bullshit and anyone that "has it" should be shot. You have a kid that misbehaves? Smack the little shit up side the head and tell him to shut up. I'm tired of all these pussy parents that are afraid to discipline their kids.

There's a fine line between child abuse and discipline. Take my dad for example; when I screwed up, my dad would electrocute me. And look at me today: flawless. Electrocution builds character.

All seriousness aside, the real reason ADD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments. Companies that produce Ritalin, Dexedrin and Cylert make billions of dollars every year selling their shit to lazy/irresponsible parents that want an excuse for letting their kids become the stupid, obnoxious, spoiled bratts that they're growing up to be. When I was a kid, all my parents gave me was a brick to play with. If I complained about the brick, my dad would drop kick me in the throat and I'd realize how ungrateful I was being.

I bet all those wimps diagnosed with ADD when they were kids are the same dipshits that still pay with checks in grocery stores. NOBODY PAYS WITH CHECKS ANYMORE. Get out of the stone ages. Seriously. People that pay with checks drive me up the wall. Might as well pay with foreign currency. Some old lady was paying with a check while I was in line at the grocery store the other day, so I dislocated her hip. Old lady had nothing on me, I kick ass!

So horribly, horribly un-politically correct...

I love it