All Questions answered

[Selrahc the Evil]

I have been a member on this site for awhile and have always asked the questions. So know I want to answer some. any questions you have just ask. even if they range from serious to silly.

So ask away

[Therin]

I do know you want to answer some. What's your point?

[RuneLateralus]

What is the better way to die old wise one?

Burned to death or having fire ants eat your privates while you eyelids are cut and you are forced to face the sun?

[Selrahc the Evil]

Well seeing as they are FIRE ants then I would say that your question is a little redundant but either way my answer is being burned alive...provided that you are being burned alive at the center of a nuclear blast.

[Lanfear57]

1. why is masochism bad?
2. why do you want to answer questions when there are so many better people out 3. there to do it for you?
4. what happened to being a lazy bum?
5. why are you obsessed with dragons?
6. why cant you get your lazy bum off the ground and actually work in school?
7. why am i numbering these for you?
8. Hello? helloo? aaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
9. ???

[Selrahc the Evil]

1) I don't consider it bad.
2) I wish to answer questions because there is never only one answer to a question.
4) I'm still a lazy bum but I just schedule my lazy bum time now.
5) Because they are just plain cool, and because I feel a strange sort of connection to them.
6) I do acually work in school I'm just not any good at school.
7) Because you like numbering things and because you lke leaving out the number three.
8 ) Goodbye. Gooodbye. hhhhhhhhhhhhgrrrrrraaaaaaaaa!
9)

[Lanfear57]

1. What random questions can I think of?
2. Will your answers be as random as my questions?
. Why is there no spoon?
4. Why are there so many strange icons on this site?
5. Is reality really real?
6. How do we know that everything isn't just a figment of Osama bin Laden's imagination?
7. How do we know that Osama bin Laden isn't a figment of everyone else's imagination?
8. How many questions can I ask at one time berfore you'll get disgusted?
9. Why is it so difficult for me to get a grade lower than a 98.7 in anything but English?
10. Can you tell that this is not really LAN?
11. Did you know that LAN stands for Local Area Network?
12. Why am I complaining about having grades higher than 98.7 in everything but English?
13. Did you know that 13 is not really unlucky and in fact has special significance in a number of ways with the United States?
14. Why do you put the same 'quote' after every post?
15. If anything times infinity is undefined, thus making zero times infinty undefined, than why isn't 1+1+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0... undefined?
16. Why am I asking you anything that has to do with math?
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18. why the hech did i let my brother ask all these questions?
19. is this enough questions for you?
20. do you want some more questions?
21. will you make me think of more questions?
22. why is alex such an idiot?
23. why does alycia still like him?
24. why does ryan like your sister?

[Selrahc the Evil]

1. Um... The ones you just asked me
2. No they will be as random as my answers to your questions.
3. because the spoon died.
4. Because this is a very strange and wonderful place to be and everyone like wierd icons.
5. Reality is really real...really, really real.
6. because Osama has no imagination.
7. because then people would shoot each other for imagining such a doofus.
8. I don't know lets find out.
9. because you have a really logical mond and english is not logical.
10. yes, yes I can. Hello andrew the otakus have you.
11. yes I did. it also stands for Little Angry Noids.
12. Because you think that you are better than that and that your grades should be better.
13. No the number 13 IS unlucky the fact that it has a special significance to the US in a number of ways proves that.
14. Because that is my signature quote.
15. because be adding "1+1" you define the number as 2.
16. because you feel like it.
17.

18. A. Because you feel a sadistic urge to torture me. B. you were really bored.
19. no.
20. yes.
21. I can't make you do anything. *makes lan ask me more questions*
22. because he is here as an example of what NOT to do.
23. That I really don't know. maybe she and alex share their IQ.
24. who is this ryan and why should I care.
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we live to die because we can't die to live.

[Enon]

Are tomatoes a fruit or veggietable?

[starlitdancer]

1. You look up at the sky, and you see pigs flying. What's your first reaction?
2. Would you eat a peanut butter and pickle sandwich for $500?
3. If you could take only one school subject for the rest of your life, what would it be?
4. How many times do you let the phone ring before you answer it?
5. On a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest), how random are you?