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Terin
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 Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:51 am Post subject: women: the bittersweet complexity of life |
I'm having women trouble. Lately I've been thinking, "This is too much work" I understand that it's alot of work for a woman too, they have a very thin chance in meeting a decent guy. I'll help you out a little.
*waves arms frantically while jumping up and down*
I'M OVER HEREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe, now that that's out of the way, I want to clarify what I look for in a woman, and pray that these qualities exist.
1. Simplicity. Mind games end in heartbreak, and in order to play them successfully, the man has to become what I'm sure every woman wants, a lying dog. In addition, she has to fool herself into thinking that he has passed all of her little "tests" and is a decent guy. Rather than play a mind game that teaches us to work around the rules, why not tr a little honesty, maybe a heart-to-heart?
2. Confidence. This is the one thing I hear women say they look for the most in a guy. I'm sorry but not every guy is going to be able to have enough confidence for you both. Chances are if he is, he's cocky and egotistical as well. There's nothing wrong with a secure woman. Besides, I have some trouble when I'm trying to take friendship a step further, so a little boost from the "partner in question" would be helpful.
Hmm that's about it, hehe. I don't think I'm too picky, and I'm sure that this can be flipped around, as guys probably need to carry themselves in a similar fashion. I DO! MEMEMEME! Hehe. I'm just lonely. You women are the most beautiful things on earth, and in being so, you are your own harshest critic when it comes to beauty. It's not as twisted if you have a guy that knows how beautiful you are, inside and out. Anyway, I'll stop selling myself  |
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GAAZ
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:55 am Post subject: |
While I agree women are the most beautiful things on Earth have you ever tried Sheep? I heard they're all the rage in Arkansas and Georgia...hehehe
I've found the best way to meet women is to not look for them but leave yer ears open. I've had many women compliment me on my shirt or whatever only to five minutes later go..."HEY! She was hitting on me." Then I already missed my window and it sux. So just walk around and wear a shirt with something you like on it (Invader Zim worked wonders for me). And make sure ya listen to women. |
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Tobias
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Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 9:57 am Post subject: |
LoL...tis alright good man...but i think u forgot somethin:
Trustworthy. Very important to have trust in one another. This is basically my biggest point, as i am a VERY honest person. But relationships need to have a lot of trustworthiness. If not, then the relationship is already going downhill.
Well, im in the same boat as you Terin. Isa looking for someone special, but they havent come around yet. Isa just gonna be patient, and wait till the person comes. Wait...i think i see her now!! j/k. Best of luck to ya man!
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Minosheep
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 5:50 pm Post subject: |
| AzVegeta wrote: | | While I agree women are the most beautiful things on Earth have you ever tried Sheep? I heard they're all the rage in Arkansas and Georgia...hehehe |
In fact, I find that sheep are quite nice. They have firm, wooly bodies, with nice muscles. In fact, last night, me and Marge Sheepson, we were driving down 86 when this cow leapt into the road. She hopped out and was like "BAA!" and the cow was like "MOO!" so she was like "BAA!" and the cow was like "MOO!" X 100 and then the cow walked off. |
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Tobias
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:12 pm Post subject: |
wow...that deserves SOME credit for taking whatever time it took to copy and past that whole thing there...but u still need a swift punch to the facce 
*Punches Demonic in the face*
DONT DO THAT EVER AGAIN!!!!
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Minosheep
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:27 pm Post subject: |
Took me all of *punched* Ow.
...All of less than more than a quarter than less than more than a minute. |
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Tobias
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:29 pm Post subject: |
*punches Demonic again*
ok, no more need to spam...so lets get this topic back on track *pulls out a small piece of track, take s the topic, and sets it on the track*
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Minosheep
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:31 pm Post subject: |
But that wasn't on topic either.
WOMEN SUCK.
That was on topic. |
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GAAZ
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:46 pm Post subject: |
I'm so conflicted.
So yeah, the best advice a no date havin psycho biznatch like myself can give is porn and lotsa lotion. |
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Minosheep
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| Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 8:07 pm Post subject: |
Well it's your fault, Az! You never return my calls!  |
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