Advertising Slogan Generator - some are pretty funny.

[Shino]

Go Here and type something in the box and see what you come out with... here are a few of mine.

Smart. Beautiful. Pocket Otaku.

The Pocket Otaku Of Paradise.

Let the Pocket Otaku Begin.

Nothing Sucks Like A Pocket Otaku. don't think I'd use that one.

You're Never Alone with a Pocket Otaku.

Don't Leave Home Without Pocket Otaku.

[Shurikane]

What Would You Do For A Shurikane? (Reverend knows what HE would do at least!)

Shurikane Really Satisfies. (Ohhh, baby!)

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Shurikane. (Ohhhh, yes, yes, YES!!!)

Nobody Does It Like Shurikane. (Ohhhh, my Gooooood!!)

How Do You Eat Your Shurikane? (Slowly, baby, slowly.)

For That Deep Down Body Shurikane. (I can take eight inches!!!)

What's In Your Shurikane? (You know!)

Don't You Just Love Being In Shurikane? (Do it all night, baby!)


Hmmm, sex. :Oo:

[Sperrit]

:Oo:
Wow.... Those are... really nice slogans Shuri... um.... Yeah....
Anyway! Here are some that I had!

I want my Sperrit! (I'm right here.)
Sperrit makes everything better! (Wow, what a compliment!)
Do you eat the Sperrit last? (I hope so! Cannibles!)
Because Sperrit Can't Drive! (That might explain the accident....)
If you've got the Time, We've got the Sperrit! (Um... it's about 4:30....)
See the Sperrit, Feel the Shine! (I'm shiney! Well, not really)
I'd walk a mile for a Sperrit! (Good, cause I live in the woods away from everyone, so that's about as far as you're gonna HAVE to walk)
I Want My Sperrit! (Coming!)
Sperrit, The Best a Man can get! (Aww... jeez, guys, that's so nice of you to say....)
Nobody Does It Like Sperrit! ( :browraise: )
And, my Fav:
You're Never Alone with a Sperrit!

Join the Fun

[Therin]

I Think, Therefore Lews Therin Telemon.

I Bet He Drinks Lews Therin Telemon.

To Our Members, We're The Fourth Lews Therin Telemon.

Bob-Fu Wanted.

Designed for Bob-Fu.

The Best Bob-Fu Under One Roof.


One word: :p

[Reverend]

Low blow against a simply bishounen thing to have done.

Have a Break, Have a Reverend
Reverend Prevents that Sinking Feeling
That's Handy Harry! Stick in it the Reverend!
Hope it's Reverend, it's Reverend, We Hope it's Reverend
We're with the Reverend
My Reverend to Yours
The Non-Sticky Sticky Reverend
Is it Live, Or is it Reverend?
The Right Reverend at the Right Time
Reverend Keeps Going and Going
You've got Questions, We've got Reverend
Think Reverend

[Akira]

i got




nothing is as tough on crime as your Akira

clean that dust with your favorite neo bahumut

we are in the age of the sephiroth

dont get a ferrari...get a Final Fantasy

nothing is quite like a good ol' sunflower seed


weird... but funny.....

[Doot]

Doot Just Feels Right. (aw yeah, like puddin)
Feel The Raw Naked Doot Of The Road. (raw + naked = Doot)
You Too Can Have A Doot Like Mine. (there can be only one)
Choosy Mothers Choose Doot. (Your mother will LOVE ME!)
I'm Only Here For The Doot. (aren't we all?)
Obey Your Doot. (that's right! ya hear that Sciler!?)
Doot-Lickin' Good. (this slogan...speaks VOLUMES)
Doot - Australian for Beer. (yes, but I'm German)
It's How Doot Is Done. (stick a fork in me)
Unzip a Doot. (~blush~)
Would You Give Someone Your Last Doot? (look at this face? could ya?)
Just One Doot - Give It To Me! (see I told you there could be only one)
A Day Without Doot is Like a Day Without Sunshine. (awww..you are too sweet)


Oh my god that's doot-dictive!

[Shino]

here's a few more.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Shino from the Oven. (oh yeah baby, hot and fresh)
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Shino? ('cause I'm softer, warmer, and I fit you better :
Have a Shino and Smile. ('cause it's natrual to smile after having a little Shino)
I Can't Believe It's Not Shino.
Lightening the Shino. (wish they'd tell me how to do that)
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Shino. (This should be one of RG's)
Reach Out and Touch Shino. (act now, females only!)
Obey Your Shino. (Who's your web sensei)
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Shino.

and finally...

So Easy, No Wonder Shino is #1.

[BWS-1]

Keep the image of the BWS-1 katana in mind as you read them, that sounds much funnier that way, sorta :wierd:

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be BWS-1 Overnight. (huhuh, if you say so O-o)

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of BWS-1 On Your Knife. (true, true)

Make Fun of BWS-1. (hey! how dare you?!)

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole BWS-1. (man, you're gonna be so dead )

It's a Lot Less BWS-1 Than a Hover. (I don't get it :Oo: but huh, MWAHAHA!)

It's Not TV. It's BWS-1. (yeah, you wish)

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest BWS-1. (hmmm, I'll take that as a compliment)

Melts In Your BWS-1, Not In Your Hand. (yeah, cause that would hurt)

Did Somebody Say BWS-1? (yeah, you)

Make BWS-1 Yours. (>_> <_< ^_^)

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This BWS-1. (PHAWQiU!)

Daddy or BWS-1? (if you can't tell you're blind man)

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of BWS-1 On Your Knife. (heard that one before, NEXT!)

Get Serious. Get BWS-1. (w00t! I like that one)

You Need A BWS-1. (if I had payed 20 000 bucks to an advertising compagny and that, after 2 months of "hard work" they'd have come up with this, I think I'd kill the entire crew .. AND get my 20 000 $ back hehe)

It's Shake 'n' BWS-1, and I Helped. (and you feel special for that I bet)

A Taste For BWS-1. (you're probably not gonna like it)

There's Only One BWS-1. (and I own it! woohoo! naanaa naanaa naa!)

Look For The BWS-1 Label. (and you'll quickly realize that it doesn't exist )

We Build BWS-1. (who ... gives ... a ... DAMN!?)

I Like the BWS-1 in You. (are you treatening me?)

Moving at the Speed of BWS-1. (pff, like that's ever gonna be possible)

BWS-1 Prevents That Sinking Feeling. (depends, drop one in a boat and you'll see our false that is)

BWS-1 is for Kids, Silly Rabbit. (dear God, that is soo wrong O_O)

Have a BWS-1 and Smile. (that's what I did )

Say It With BWS-1. (hmm, that's a not-so diplomatic way of saying that you will rely on violence to solve a problem, lol [Like the thing that started the "Bataille des plaines D'Abraham" at Quebec, it started with our French general yeiling at Wolf in answer to Wolf's ultimatum that was to give the Forteress-city of Quebec away to the English: "Je vous répondrai par la bouche de mes cannons!"] felt like teaching history here ^^)

Leggo my BWS-1! (yeah, you better let go if you don't wanna end up to the morgue)

Probably The Best BWS-1 In The World. (thnx )

O god that was fun, I wasted an hour and a half doing that at work. Thx Shuri for the link! Made my gf laugh for awhile

[Shino]