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GAAZ
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 12:35 am    Post subject:

You know what's dumb? America spent 50 years in a cold war making over 200 nuclear bombs and then has 112 of them diffused which means we prolly have like 88 left. So I'm thinkin 88 nukes will take care of all the ignorant people in the world.

First stop is Hollywood. Then we hit Kansas...Just cause Dorothy lived there. Move on to France because they're a buncha bastards. Southern and Northern Africa..South for spreading AIDS to like 50+% of their population and North for having warlords that keep our tax buying foods from their people. And take out the Middle East..Jews Muslims Islams Hindu WHATEVER Just get rid of them all so they'll finally stop fighting. Then bomb Russia...That place useta be SO full of pride and now it's a SPECK of what it used to be. Then bomb a chunk of Japan because the value of yen is WAY too high compared to the dollar, Euro, OR loony. Then Bomb alaska so we can drill for oil and not haveta worry bout the oil hurting the animals. Then bomb the O-zone hole cause it's been fuckin with us long enough. And FINALLY bomb whatever F'ing city or province in Canada that Tom Green was born from.

After that the world will be a MUCH better place...Oh, and New York cause Wall Street sux.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:02 pm    Post subject:

*Walks in with sausages strapped to his stomach*

IM A MEAT BOMB!!! I GETS RIDS OF ALL THE NASTY IGNORAMUS' WITH MY MEATINESS!!!!!

and afterwards, i can cook em all for yas in that giant wok i got now Very Happy

That is all

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:45 pm    Post subject:

oh yeah, how is your present going? is the teflon working for ya?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 6:17 pm    Post subject:

AzVegeta wrote:
And FINALLY bomb whatever F'ing city or province in Canada that Tom Green was born from.


Man you got me all worried for a moment as I read the lil text you made, I thought you were about to forget about him XD

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 7:33 pm    Post subject:

that guy along with Dr. Phil, Dr Laura, and others like them annoy me to all ends!
and let's not forget Oprah

brrr she makes me sick

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GAAZ
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:41 pm    Post subject:

So that means we Bomb Chicago too.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:46 pm    Post subject:

nono!!!

Chicago stays, we will bring the perpetrators to you!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:04 am    Post subject:

I don't want MY homeland bombed...Yeah and we need Chicago for Dazzo's hot dog stand things...Mmm, yummy.

I know..We can stick them on Mt Everest. See we'll bomb Everest and that'll make an example to everyone else to not be a dick-head.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:13 am    Post subject:

Duble points for making mount everest a radioactive dungeon! Those brave enough to climb to the top would get special powers and what not for aid in the war on terro...er....ignorance!
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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:13 pm    Post subject:

Sweet home Chicago!!!!

Interesting Excel fact. I am related to Roald Amundsan. This is the Norwegian explorer who discovered the South Pole and climbed Everest a year later. Cool Smile

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