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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:01 pm    Post subject: Ask Dr Excel

Attention. The Doctor is now in.

I will e taking any and all questions and giving the silly but proper advice. Warning, if you want real true advice please mention that somewhere Smile

Ok Questions?.......


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:04 pm    Post subject:

Are you a licensed doctor?

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:13 pm    Post subject:

Yes actually I am liscensed by the Dr. Phil and Dr. Laura academy of medicine. I specialized in animal psychology, it's pretty much the same.

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Suna-chan
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:57 am    Post subject:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:06 pm    Post subject:

ooo ooo... I know I know

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:12 pm    Post subject:

Actually Shino it was proven once that an average wood chuck on a 1000 calorie diet could chuck about 200 pounds of wood everyday. Now this also depends on what type of wood we are discussing. Balsa wood is easy to chuck so on average he could chuck about 50 pounds more a day. Whereas with a heavier wood like fir, he could probably only chuck about 170 pounds a day. Good question Suna

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:06 pm    Post subject:

Holy crap. That was good doctoring.

Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink...

$2 to whoever spots that.

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Excel Zero
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:12 pm    Post subject:

Actually Dr. Pepper was a colleague of mine until he was banished from the AMA for malpractice. I don't want to spread rumors but he once forced a patient who was complaining of chest pains and anxiety to drink more colas

well fortunately he can still be seen in his blackmarket office

but beware, he has no insurance

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:55 pm    Post subject:

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ehh??

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:27 pm    Post subject:

Amazing question Suna. Well lemme giveyou the background on Peter. Peter has a mild grade case of Kleptomania coupled with an Identity crisis. See the farm he picked all those peppers from wasn't even his farm. But he thinks he is a farmer so will sneak onto other lands and harvest all sorts of foods. When they busted him they found tons of vegetables and fruits

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