I hate you, perverted old man!

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

3 minutes to closing up the store today. I Lewis Black work at a independently owned video store, that not only seels the latest dvds and vhs's but have a small room dedicated to porn. Tonight I wanted to BRUTALLY murder someone that was looking around in there. An old man who spent 30 goddamn minutes in there staring at a box for 10 minutes and goin to the other. How hard is it to pick out a porn? Its the same crap. A girl and a guy or a girl and a girl go at it until the both explode in extasy and do the whole money shot deal. Thats it. No plot. No action gun fights. Nothing. Next scene. Rinse and repeat. But here is what got me. I told him about 50 times that we are closed. But he just said "Ok." and kept looking. I wished I could strangled him with a piano wire or something! I was hungry and tired and my feet hurt. This pain in the ass was gettin on my nerves.

Until that is I started turning everythin off and he popped his head out of the "door" and asked what I was doing. I told him (without strangling him) that I was closing up and it was 10:32. So this sloppy fat f*** says "Oh! You shoulda told me!". You should have told me. I wanted to smash his face in while crying. So then he finally leaves but before he heads out the door he wonders what time we are open tomorrow. I tell him 10 in the morning. He says its to late in the morning. To bad!! To FREAKING BAD! I HATE YOU OLD MAN! DIE ON A PIECE OF CHICKEN! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIDEIDEIDIDIEOAGRLUGHOIKJBHKJB Oh god he pisses me off sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!!!

reaper · I miss you Shar Gender: Joined: 28 Dec 2002

Yeah I have had many a retail jobs where but F***s think that your time isnt worth shit and only they matter. I especial love it when they compleatly ignore all the obvious hints your giveing them, Once when i worked at KB toys i glosed the gate half way turned of half the lights and all the displays and they would not f***ing leave.

I feel your pain man Sad

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

I swear out all of the stuff he was looking at he looked at "Male Tales" the most. MT is a gay porn for those of you out there. Blegh. I hate the porn room. Megh. Stupid people go in there.

ZG35 · Junior Otaku Gender: Joined: 04 Oct 2003

Yeah i admit i have no experience in this sorta thing, but what are you allowed to do if they don't leave? Call the cops?

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

when i first look at the topic i thought you were talking about the annoying old party men from Earthbound and i was gonna go on this big rant but the ACTUAL post has frightened and scarred me.

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

I have no idea. Basicly we just tell em that were closing. Either that or we threaten to torch they're houses down. Or kill em on the spot. But we don't do that due to the fact that we might be threatening a cop. Lots of cops live in my area.

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

old cops that look at erm interesting material???

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

Its no surprise really. I've hung around alot of cops. They have needs to! ^_^

Tiroka · The Nocturnal Legend Gender: Joined: 21 May 2003

so aparently he's a dirty old AND deaf. Hey i hear your troubles. Last night at my computer lab when i said we were closing down started printing EVERYTHING he had to print after i said we were closed. I swear it looked like he was trying to print a novel for all the pages that came out. Why do people wait till the last moment to take care of things?

Gekko · I lurk therefore, I am. Gender: Joined: 02 Apr 2003

You guys are nicer than me, I would have SCREAMED TIME TO GO MUTHAFUGHA! And I would have turned off the printer on the other prick.