Black Forest - ...

[Therin]

I've decided to story-ize the Black Forest thread...Yeah...ok maybe it was a dumb Idea, but I'm doing it anyways. So there.


Black Forest
Chapter 1

Shinobishi, cursed warrior of unknown origins, left the Pocket Pub and headed off towards his next destination, across the Pocketo plains. After only half an hour of walking, he noticed that the sky was beginning to darken. But it's only mid-afternoon, he thought to himself. Then he noticed the strange forest in front of him. As he approaches it, the sky continues to darken. Is this the feared Black Forest that they were speaking of at the pub? Figures it would be my luck that my path would cross right through it. The forest ahead of him was dead. There were no sounds at all. No crickets, no wind, no life at all, just a dead, silent wood. Not a hundred yards into the forest, a C.R.O.U.S., or Crazy Raccoon Of Unusual Size, jumped out at him from the lifeless trees. It swung its tail around to attack him, but he quickly ducks and the tail hits a dead tree to his left. A large limb falls, knocking him onto his back. In an instant, his GunKlone is out and firing repeatedly at the creature. Just before it dies, Shino notices dark figure, which appears to be riding on the back of the CROUS. Before Shino can try to catch it, the figure vanishes into the trees with a cry of "You'll never find the others!" Shino picked himself up with the thought that he could not handle this on his own, but with determination to find out what or who the "others" are. He returned to the pub and told his story to its current, slightly drunk residents, in the hope that one of them might know something about the forest or the "others.
An arm flopped around Shino's shoulder. Its owner was a young man with long brown hair and wearing red robes with a blue belt. His eyes were a bright, piercing blue. He was also very drunk.
"Whutsh gggoin' on? …c'mon, shimi, I (hic) tac 'u 'ome…hangon…whutshat?… heh…heh…heheheheheheheheh…huh?"
Leaning on Shino's shoulder, Damion Mythral decided to accompany him in hopes of finding either a cure for his imminent hangover or more and exotic things to drink.
"I'm coming, too," said Lord Rayne, giving Damion, his age old enemy, a scornful look before turning to Shino, "A giant forest of darkness. Sounds like my kind of place. I should be able to help you." Rayne thought to himself, And if there is a dark force there, I will capture it and become stronger, before grabbing a few bottles of whiskey to accompany him on the journey.
"SHINO!!! I am not letting you go until I find my sister! I hafta come along!"
It was a girl with a red kimono and bubbly personality. Her name was Sakura. It had no relation to Cardcaptors. She ran up and looked at Damion and Rayne, "Uh…hi!?" then she blinked and looked back at Shino. "OK? I'm gonna keep bugging you until then!"
A large black man with a steel chair under one arm looked up from his drink, "You have not spoken of any fair maidens on this voyage of yours. You ain't say nothin' 'bout no wimmin either. I care not to risk life and limb on some pointless endeavor. I ain't gettin' killt fo' yo' ass either. Return to me when your information proves to be more interesting. And bring me back some honeys, dawg."
Shino looked at the four Fighters in front of, and hanging on him, "Damion, Rayne, I thank you for putting aside you differences to accompany my on my quest. But I request that you keep your differences to the side. If you begin to fight, I may help one of you, I may leave you both behind. That is something I will decide if and when it happens. Oh, and here." He tossed Damion a small, heavily engraved box, "Those are magic anti-hangover pills. Hold on to them just in case.
"Sakura, thank you for accompanying me, also. I will help you find your sister. I, too am on a quest to find her. By the way, no :cuddle: with Spike. ::
"Sekani, your selfishness makes me want to vomit. I don't know who these 'others' are, but if there are innocent chibi being held against their will, I plan on doing everything in my power to free them. By the way, some of them might be chicks.
"However, let us wait until morning before we leave. That will give us time to rest before our journey and it will also give the other fighters a chance to join us. These large raccoons don't look like pushovers." That having been said, Shino grabbed a table and a drink and awaited morning.
Rayne opened a portal, and then closed it as he stepped through. On the other side was a giant fluffy bed with feathers bursting from the seams. Rayne laid down and went to sleep. Damion, content not to show off like that, fell over, unconscious, on the floor.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Yeah, if you all want the chapters to be longer, or more description, or whatever, pm me. Of course, "you all" means all of you people who are part of the black forest thread...even me...

[Reverend]

Very cool, I'm also up for nominating Damion and Sakura-chan as the official PO historians, responsible for passing on the deeds of Heroic otakus to the new generation

[Akira]

coo...i think that would be awesome if we storyized the black forest thread.....

[Sakura]

More more! Yay yay! More! I wuv stories!!!!

[Therin]

Quote:

I'm also up for nominating Damion and Sakura-chan as the official PO historians, responsible for passing on the deeds of Heroic otakus to the new generation

yeah, well, that kind of depends. What I mean to say is...CAN I GET PAID? heheh j/k, although it would be nice...I'll try! How about you, Sakura-chan?

[Sperrit]

Dar! That be a good story! I can't wait to see what happens next! Oh, wait... I DO know what happens next! And I'm not going to show up for a long time. Also, I second Pot's suggestion for Damion and Sakura to be the official PO Historians! They've done a great job so far!

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[Shino]

Sounds like a great idea to story... ize the black forest. It has gotten quite large and is nearing it's end I think.

< sniff > the end of POs first great adventure is near. This is so sad, yet such a great moment in our history.

[Sperrit]

Hey, the best is yet to come in this first and most awsome PO Adventure! There's still the final battle with the Rune Mage! THAT"S gonna rock! HARD!

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[Shino]

I have to agree with ya Sperrit. I'm looking forward to that. As well as my first bout with The Dootsama!

[Reverend]

It's been great fun to follow that thread, especially because I keep seeing how it would look if it was animated or illustrated. DAMN where's an excellent manga artist for an excellent story when you need one?