What I HATE about women... - Some guy's website

Doot · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:28 pm Post subject:

me thinks it makes it easier to swallow if you put on that Az. Wink

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Doot wrote:

me thinks it makes it easier to swallow if you put on that Az. Wink

I REALLY didn't follow that sentance....Umm can you dumb it down for me please?

Maybe you forgot a word or something cause I'm not sure what I should put on.

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

I've accepted long ago that women are the smarter ones. Also, you don't hit women. Take your beatings like a man. They actually are usually more focused. In general, men are the masculine, women are the intelligent. That's just how it goes (in most cases. There's people like Chyna). If there's a room with random girls and guys, and you do tests and what not, you'll find that a thousand monkeys with a thousand typwriters could indeed make a great novel.

Let's not forget-the woman is a man's better half. And simians are freaking geniuses.

(Puts on angry guy voice)

Uh, yeah. Get'm, ....shawdee. Down with feminism! I'm gonna eat red meat and shoot something!

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Actually there was a study done recently and they had 6 PHD's 3 men 3 women, 6 body builders same conditions, 6 blue collars, and 6 white collars all 1/2 and 1/2.

After the IQ tests were given it was found that men beat women by about 5 IQ points. So to say ALL women are smarter is fairly an unjust outlooking.

SOME women are smarter than men and SOME men are smarter than women...But men are instictively better at making descisions that call for snap-like timing while women are better at deciding things that have a LONG time to accomplish because they can see things from every perspective.

Unfortunately for women the world is founded by snap decisions. IE when Russia pointed 32 nuclear war-heads at America from Cuba a woman might have tried to reason with them and MAY have caused a nuclear war....However a man said, "F**k you! You can take them missiles and shove them up your a** we AIN'T caving in!"

This is why Women would make good generals but bad infantry-men in wars...In the infantry there is NO plan...It's kill or be killed case closed you haveta decide who needs to die and who needs to live.

But women can formulate strategies or whatever and motivate troops to keep going better than others.

Soo umm, yeah...Think about it.

Doot · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:05 pm Post subject:

Code:

</sarcasm>

on that. My bad.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

But it still didn't make any sense. ~sniffle~ I can't follow the idea you were conveying to the intellectual masses.

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

Sooooo.....

Down with either sex being superior, up with equality?

The worst part about this guy's arguement was that any of those could be used against men as well. For example, some guys like girls that are "trouble," guys can easily be fat, etc. The only arguement that I can think of that would apply to all women on the planet is that they all own breasts (to some extent) and they all possess a vagina. Though, unless for some odd reason you completely hate women (I'm not talking about not being attracted to them sexually, you can easily be homosexual and still get along fine with women), I can't see how these would even be arguements. The writer was just angry that he couldn't get any dates, more than likely.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

HELL NO! Equality sux cause it can never work.

It's human nature to have spite and hatred. If you put everyone at an equal level you're only encouraging anti-conformists to go hay-wire and kill everyone. So it's better that men continue to hate women and vice-versa. Only by this way can we live in a perfect world.

KenseiKurisuchan · Alive and kicking Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2003

As long as we're on the topic, Maddox (who, though always seems to have horrible opinions, is always hilarious) has some views on women as well. The rest of this post is Maddox's response to an email he recieved.

Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do,
and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.

Someone recently sent me an email titled 26 things a perfect guy would do. I thought "hmm, nobody could possibly send me anything so stupid, it can't possibly be as dumb as it sounds." I stand corrected. The email was just as advertised: a wish list of how women supposedly want men to act, as if men in this country weren't already an episode of Friends away from turning into giant walking vaginas.

I never thought I'd ever read anything that would induce my gag reflex so quickly, and this is after having read the details of an anal prolapse that a friend sent me tonight. Here is the abridged list (because the full list might literally cause you to barf on your keyboard, and frankly, it's not worth reading), followed by my response to each "thing" that a "perfect guy would do:"

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, bitch.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

6. Play with your hair.
Again with the hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?

7. His hands always find yours.
This is one of those things women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.

11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.

12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is an asshole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid bullshit like fashion trends."

I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

That is awfully funny

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