Hauntings, poltergiests, and what have you. - Who ya' gonna call?

[KenseiKurisuchan]

...that was horribly wrong. Try it.

[Sakura]

Hai...I have other teddy bears, but they aren't as scary as Pickle. Oh well, I'll give it a whack.

Ok..but last night! I swear! There was a ghost in my room! I thought I heard someone wakl into my room and I was thinking it was my dad, I looked and I saw something, but clsoed my eyes tightly, moved around a lot and I looked again and it wasn't there. AHHH! -freaked out-

[KenseiKurisuchan]

If all else fails, try talking to the ghost. I was friends with one at Katie's house by the name of Phoenix. He was pretty cool.

[Minosheep]

I think my Tabasco sauce is haunted... whenever I drink some, there's this burning sensation in my throat!

[KenseiKurisuchan]

Woah. Demonic, this is a really hard one to deal with. Hi o tsukeru demons are tough stuff. You're gonna have to follow the instructions very carefully, ok?

1)Don't be afraid. They can smell the fear...
2)When you next have the tobasco sauce, have an ice cube and/or fire extinguisher ready.
3)Put the tobasco sauce on a small child's tongue (works best with a little brother). This is the first step of the actual excorxcism.
4)The child should start having involuntary spasms. Pull their tongue out quickly!
5)Put the ice cube and/or fire extinguisher on the tongue. Yes, the actual extinguisher, not Co2 in it.
6)Laugh madly as your little brother/friends brother cries.
7)If all else fails, realize that tobasco sauce is supposed to be hot.

This should take care of those demons!

[Tobias]

*Tobias is confused*

well, i once saw a ghost, which said that his name was indigo mantoya...he then said that i had killed his father, and that i prepare to die...can you help?

[Sciler]

Not a question but more of a testimony. I had a ghost once. It was when I roomed with Doot adn Chibi, they witnessed him as well. My room was alway the coolest one. When Doot adn I went to Ohio to visit her family, my stereo just suddenly turned on obnoxiously loud according to Chibi. kinda creepy. Then one day when I was out, Doot said she was laying on teh couch watching tv or somethin, and she could see a shadow of someone pacing in my room, showing on the hall outside the room, like it was worried. And then when they were both gone, I heard a knocking from inside the closet...but i gasped because it surprised me, and then he was no more I think he just wanted me to know he was tehre. I feel bad for scaring him tho, he was a nice ghost. I dont really know who it was, but I have an idea that it was a dear friend's dead brother who died and I was helping his younger brother through his depression. I always felt a presense in my room but didnt think much of it, he was a good ghost, I actually kinda miss him now that hes gone=\

[KenseiKurisuchan]

Ever tried asking him back?

[ShinkuKitsune]

Chrrrrisssssssy-chaaan...... -_-

Phoenix left looong ago. I have no idea where he went, but I don't miss him. -_-

AND WHAT ABOUT MY COMPUTER? Satan still lives in it, and now I think he's gotten to my printer too. This has been going on for a long time, and you've never done squat about it. THIS IS LIKE YOUR SECOND HOME! x_x;

>_> And beating it doesn't work. My parents tell me I can't beat it anyore, anyway.

[KenseiKurisuchan]

It's not Satan. That's Baphomet. Andrew said that he put it in there just to piss you off, but I believe it's an internet demon. You know those annoying pop-ups? The internet demons control those. The best way to get them is with Saint McAffe. He takes care of computer demons pretty well. Just let him know that you no longer care about his prescence, and get Sain McAffe on him. It'll work.