Scenes From a Hat - PO style!

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "B-movie monster flick."

Sperrit: "Ahhh, fear not my lady... For I have a secret device to make him become... ALIVE!!!"

Dramatic music plays, sangf by the "dead" Cobalt.

Sperrit: "You, shut up."

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Sperrit takes a pair of jumper cables and hooks them to Cobalt's nuts.

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Sperrit: "Behold... The REVIVICATOR!!!"

Sperrit throws the switch. cobalt jerks all over the place and then gets up, adopting Colin Mackery's raptor pose, hands on the side, neck stretched all the way forward, erratic leg movements. He jumps over to the crowd and eats some random guy's neck.

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt walks all over the place with this insanely funny look on his face.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

Oh, god, neck eating. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

"hooks them into Cobi's nuts"
BWA HA HA HAAA!
This thread always makes my day.

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Shino · Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2002 9:54 am Post subject:

jumper cables... nuts... ummm ouch.
That's worse then
Ouch

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Yup, that about does it. I'm going to have to ask Sperrit that should I ever end up dead, please please PLEASE do not revive me.

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Well there goes my plans for the weekend. Think about it, though. What better way to revive someone? I mean, that'd hurt so much your SPIRIT would feel it and come back to say Ow.

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Shino · Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2002 2:44 pm Post subject:

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Well it WOULD! I know that I'd come back from the dead to cuss someone out if they fried my nuts with a car battery!
.... Well I would!

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Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Broadway musical."

Doot (singing): "My loooooove, what have you done to our goooood frieeeeeend?"

Sperrit (singing): "Dunnooooooo, but it suuuuure looks fuuuuugly!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Doot (singing): "It's coming at us!"

Sperrit (singing): "Where should we go!"

Doot (singing): "Down the alleyway!"

Sperrit (singing): "Or up on the main street!"

Cobalt blocks the passage... And then places a hand on his heart as he sings in a romantic tone...

Cobalt (singing): "Fear not my good friends! I'm a gentle monster! I'll help you through your quest for looooooooove. I'm simply misunderstood, a gentleman under a black hood, a chief of galantry, a person who's good! Come forth ladies and gentlemen and accompany me! I will make you see the world for a penny! I will protect your hearts against all evil that stands, I will be the best monster in the world!"

Sperrit: "Hey, bravo dude."

Cobalt: "Thanks."

Crowd: *Applauds.*

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "...Godzilla."

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt: "Ohh, what the hell... GRAWWWWWRRRRRR!!!"

Doot: "Aieeeeeee!!!"

Sperrit and Doot run for their lives and go off-stage. Cobalt stomps after them.

*BUZZ-BUZZ-BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Okay! Hahahaha..."

The three actors come back and sit down.

SHURI: "Good show guys. 'Thousand points to Cobalt. You're really sexy when you go in that monster mood of yours."

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt growls while doing a suggestive dance.

Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*

SHURI: "Hahahaha!!... Ooooooh my, I'm so gonna die! *laugh* All right; that's all for the show. Sperrit and Doot, you are gonna read the credits as teenagers on a bus, calling names to the nerds on the front seat! See you next week everybody!"

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

More! I want more! Despite the fact that I improv twicfe a week it isn't enough! Give me more Shuri! I'm begging you!