Why do people do such things!

[Minosheep]

In response to earlier comments about fighting...

I'm a pacifist. Fighting is stupid, pointless, and gets you nowhere. But sometimes, it's the only message that somebody will understand. If someone throws a punch at me, I usually don't care. They're just showing me their ignorance. But if that person becomes a threat, and is actually trying to beat me the hell up, I'll fight back. Now, I don't run around claiming I'm good at fighting, because that's total BS. Nobody should care how well you fight-- that's like some kind of caveman crap. But if it does come to a fight, I'll defend myself as best as I can. I typically like to dodge, wait for an opening, and then tackle 'em, give 'em a chokehold that's nearly impossible to break(Some Jujitsu thing I picked up), and wait for them to calm down.

Either that, or have them pass out. Of course, failing that, there's always Mr. Fist and Mr. Boot.

[Therin]

...don't forget mister spiked metal object...