Black Forest - ...

[Therin]

BLACK FOREST
Chapter 4

Lews Therin, unable to help himself, died laughing, falling over on Rayne with mild force. He then revived and continued laughing. The other members of the Otaku party gave him weird looks. All except Shino, who, with a look of frantic dismay, dashed behind a nearby tree, grabbing Pickle along the way. Five noisy minutes later, Shino came back out from behind the tree, finished strapping on his armor, and dropped a soggy Pickle at Sakura's feet before walking over and nudging Damion with his foot, "Get up, we have work to do!"
Rayne turned and walked away down the path with an aggressively serious face. Once he was out of earshot, he burst out laughing at the sight of a teddy bear with a pocky-box neck brace. He laughed harder when he remembered that Damion had just gotten kicked.
Cobalt Katze, now far down the road from his starting point, found himself nearing an umfamiliar forest. Puzzled, the furre took a look at a map that he had gotten sketched for himself before leaving. "Blirk Farost" was printed in large letters in the center of a large, darkened oval. Grumbling to himself about shoddy mapmakers, Cobalt continued down the path toward the daunting, darkly colored forest. He came upon a scene of one man laughing hysterically, another in red nudging yet another, who was lying on the ground, and a small girl with a pocky-braced bear at her feet. While tempted to pad over and see what exactly is going on, the cat-like being instead raced up a tree close to the group, unsheathing his knives on a sudden impulse of impending danger. After doing a quick surveillance check to assure himself that none of the group before him was associated with any of the many groups on his tail, he sheathed his knives, wiped sweat off his brow, and descended towards the group to join the "fray"
As Shino and the others began the continuation of their earlier journey, Shino whipped around at the sound of moving foliage. He saw the furre just before a CROUS jumped out at Cobalt from the forest foliage, swinging its tail in a great arc towards the cat being.
Rayne grew annoyed, "GRRRAAAH…We don't have time for this." Rayne thrust his hand out at the creature, palm out, and discharged a small, distorted energy blast, knocking the CROUS back. The thing's tail whipped around Cobalt's neck at the last second and pulled the furre down along side. Rayne turned to Damion and bitch-slaps him to help him focus, "Take care of it. If the others want to help, let them," but Damion reverse bitch-slapped him back with such force that he was lifted off his feet and propelled backwards over the stunned and puzzled CROUS. Rayne landed on his head. He stood up, furious, with a goose egg-sized knot on the top of his head, "Why you little…forget the truce!" So saying, Rayne launched a powerful, burning red energy ball at Damion.
Just as I expected. I love headology… thought Lews Therin as he raised the ground under the still bewildered CROUS. This action put the CROUS in the way of a certain burning red energy ball and Lews Therin donned an extremely smug look as the thing was consumed in flames. Then he turned to Rayne and gestured down the path, "Shall we?"
An astonished Cobalt was left holding the tail of the dead CROUS and saying to himself, "Somethin' tells me I'm not wanted…or needed, maybe…" while Shino walked over and, swinging his sword, separated said tail from it's CROUS.
Shino then stuck his other sword in the thing's chest and leapt straight up in the air, pulling the sword with him. The sword glowed red and cut through the deceased CROUS like butter. The thing opened up and began to leak intestines. Then Shino walked over to Rayne and Damion, "Jeez, you guys act like you're married…are you finished? Shall we continue?" He turned and looked at Cobalt, "You comin'?"
The party continued down the nearly absent path through the dark forest.
Cobalt looked around for other targets that Shino could be talking to. "Oh! Me?" he said as he hopped up and, draping his tail around his neck and holding his hat to his head, moved into a blurred sprint to catch up and walk with Shino. "I, erm, suppose…! Where might you, ah, people, (gotta get used to human words again)…be going?" said the furre, flashing a fang-filled grin in an attempt to be friendly.


so how do you guys like it so far? am I doing a good job?


edit: TO BE CONTINUED...ANOTHER TIME...

[Sperrit]

HA HA HAAAA! MORE MOOOOORE! BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
I mean... good stuff, man.

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[Akira]

mucho cool!!!!

write more lews that story be off da hizzo....

[Reverend]

So when are you taking that job as PO historian?

[Sperrit]

I'm hoping that both he and Sakura will agree to be the PO historians soon, because they would both do such a great job of it.

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[Akira]

yes they most definantly would sperrit


::puts bubble pipe at lips::

well chap time to get started

[Therin]

*pops bubbles with quill*

so what would I be doing exactly? just going through and story-izing all the scenario threads? or would it include the vs. threads too? C'MON, PEOPLE, GIVE ME DETAILS!!!

[Sperrit]

Naw... you just have to read all of the Battle Forums and remember al the stuff that happened so whenever we forget something we can go to you and say: "I forgot what happened! Can you tell me?" and you can say: "Yes, you poor pathetic person, I will tell you because I am PO HISTORIAN!"
Just like that. Simple, eh?

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