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GAAZ
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:25 pm    Post subject:

NO ONE WORRY!

It's just an Ad campaign for "Old Man Tilley's Assorted Juices"

Where our motto is, "If you don't like it, you can get off my lawn!"

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:27 pm    Post subject:

So Fox is getting it's news from The Sun now? It's like going from bad to worse. I'm willing to bet that the gnome "sighting" is a hoax.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject:

um the gnome is interesting but not a weird as http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337492,00.html
seeing this is making me concerned for humani....nope not going to finish that lie. i do wonder what we are going to do about them praising this child. at least the fam is going to get help with the medical costs

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:11 am    Post subject:

Rich and Toucher are causing controversy, Dooters LOL!

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April 1, 2008 -- THERE's nothing amusing about Dane Cook, according to fellow comics and two Boston radio personalities who are about to name him "The Unfunniest Comic" this afternoon.

WBCN jock Fred Toucher, who co-hosts a talk show with Rich Shertenlieb weekday afternoons in Boston, says Cook is the overwhelming favorite in a tournament patterned after NCAA basketball's March Madness, where he's ahead of Jay Leno, Jeff Foxworthy, Carlos Mencia and Paula Poundstone.

"We were talking about how people laugh out loud at nonsense and Dane is a good example of that," Toucher told Page Six. "We'd listen to him and at the end of four minutes he'd change subjects, and that was it. We couldn't figure out when the joke was.

"And he's actually hated. People don't hate others they way they do him. At least Foxworthy panders to rednecks. Dane's stories are so weak you wouldn't want to hear them over lunch."

Cook, 36, has been accused of stealing jokes by Louis CK, Demetri Martin, Joe Rogan and others. And the big-headed comic is also known for his huge ego and his diva-like demands.

The star of such movie stinkers as "Employee of the Month" and "Good Luck Chuck" allegedly was also once tossed out of Smith & Wollensky steak house because he was so difficult. "His assistant ordered for him. He got a steak and sent it back three times," said one employee. "The chef was furious. Eventually we told him enough is enough."

And one insider on the set of the TBS World Series commercials Cook filmed last year said he demanded blocks of tickets for postseason games in return for filming the commercials for free.

"He doesn't recall ever being to Smith & Wollensky," said Cook's spokeswoman Ina Treciokas. "He did go to Houston's when he was in town a few weeks ago and ordered chicken, which he did not send back. As for the [baseball] campaign, he did it for free. In return, they gave him two tickets to any baseball game over the next three years, and he's been to five games so far." Treciokas added: "He is a triple-platinum artist who's sold 32,000 tickets on his last tour in Boston and 365,545 tickets in 25 cities over the course of the entire tour."
(taken from Page 6 of the NYPost.com)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:07 am    Post subject:

Dane Cook is a douche. He just thinks by speaking randomly and loudly that he is funny, but funny he is not. All of his movies stink to high heaven except Waiting where he had just a small part.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:39 am    Post subject:

I'm pretty apathetic towards Dane Cook, but what emotion I do have towards him is disgust.

I hate this kind of stuff. He doesn't even deserve to be called an asshole because he is not clever in any way, shape, or form. He's just a disgrace, even to the entertainment industry.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:45 am    Post subject:

I don't like Dane. I saw one of his shows and I was like, "Ehh, this isn't funny..." Also, I have 2 different friends that don't know each other and they went to the Dane Cook show when he came to MN and they both hated it. Said it wasn't funny and everything was old material.

About Demetri Martin and Joe Rogan, they're always accusing people of stealing jokes. And Joe Rogan is not funny either. He should stick to Fear Factor. Once Joe Rogan took over the Man's Show it was horrible. So, Joe, if you're reading, you're not funny either... So, yeah, retire as a comic.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:52 pm    Post subject:

3rd Graders on the rise!

Wow...Uhhh, hmmm. Wow.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:15 pm    Post subject:

GAAZ wrote:
3rd Graders on the rise!

Wow...Uhhh, hmmm. Wow.


Ok, in a 2 or 3 more days we will hear Jack Thompson saying that the incident was caused by video games. XD

On another note, those 3 ringleaders are going to grow up to be serial killers.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:09 am    Post subject:

Insert rant about failing education system and increasing sense of entitlement to not have their feathers ruffled in some younger children. Here.

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