Movie Quotes and Catch Phrases

[Kudasai Hiroki]

Here's another attempt to get people to come together and amuse each other with whatever got stuck in your head from the last movie you watched or your favorite flick.

I'll start off with the ever popular...

Jefe: I have put many beautiful piñatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: Many piñatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: ...Oh yes. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora!
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
El Guapo: Like what, Jefe?
Jefe: Could it be because you are turning forty today?
El Guapo: Naw!
Jefe: Could it be because Carmen chooses to sleep in her cell, instead of with you?
El Guapo: (shrugs) Eh.
Jefe: Why don't you just take her? When you want cattle, you take the cattle. When you want food, you take the food. When you want a woman, you just take the woman. Why don't you just take her?
El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women! You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will... "open up her flower" to you?
El Guapo: Tonight. Or I will kill her!

From everybody's favorite movie, The Three Amigos!