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Andsectoid
Router Monkey of DOOM!!!
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Joined: 18 Sep 2003 |
 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: I like monkeys!! Must read |
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Forearm Blades of Death (Blades)
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~Tsuki~
Resident Book Worm
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Joined: 30 Sep 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:27 am Post subject: |
omg  Thats great and totally messed up....  |
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Katana no Yume (Sword)
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: |
Andy - you made me laugh til I cried. |
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Doot vanishes fast.
"Is it wind that makes that sound?"
"No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Wins 60 - Losses 60
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EXP: 7293
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades)
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Blackmage
Intragalactic Acquisitions Agent Mew
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Joined: 02 Feb 2004 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:50 am Post subject: |
hahhahahahahahah thats so f'in great!
unless it was YOU who bought the monkeys! |
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I'm not a pirate I'm an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. |
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Wins 88 - Losses 123
Level 16 |
EXP: 12559
HP: 2320
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END: 500
ACC: 1090
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Chain Saw (Saw)
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Kugyou
Katori Shintaro!
Age: 44
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Joined: 26 Sep 2005 |
| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:00 am Post subject: |
Dubba-Yew. Tee. Eff....
*collapses laughing* |
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CI, Eqvites Ivbalis, Order of the Knights of Jubal
"It is the end of days, and I am the reaper." --Alessa
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Wins 26 - Losses 24
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EXP: 2375
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Hidden Hell (spikes) (Saw)
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Andsectoid
Router Monkey of DOOM!!!
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Joined: 18 Sep 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:17 pm Post subject: |
HAHAHA
I did a google to show this to someone else and I found a literary critique of the story at the bottom.
http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/00/ceg/monkeys.html
| Quote: | "I Like Monkeys" is a short story of daring insight and wit written by one of this generation's most brilliant authors, Charles Groom. Groom possesses a verve and and a passion that are seldom seen in today's too often jaded and self-satisfied 'literature.' He is not afraid to mire about in the lower levels of the human subconscious; indeed, he seems to go on a psychological striptease, ripping off the clothing of his ego while gleefully rolling about in the rancid quagmire of his deep and intensive sexual repression.
The reader is overwhelmed by the feeling that Groom is longing, aching to seize the fragmented pieces of his childhood and to metaphysically copulate with them in an unbridled and wanton fashion, not unlike a sailor in a whorehouse. To illustrate the depths of his psychosis, let us examine the story:
I LIKE MONKEYS |
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
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END: 750
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Forearm Blades of Death (Blades)
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Kudasai Hiroki
Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.
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Joined: 23 Dec 2005 |
| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:59 pm Post subject: |
What, that's never happened to anyone else?
Still, it is really funny! I laughed untill I stopped. |
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I have powers pinto beans can only dream of!!! |
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EXP: 7640
HP: 2590
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Shinjiru (Sword)
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ScrumYummy
bunnyhunches of scrums
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Joined: 29 Jun 2005 |
| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:36 pm Post subject: |
OH MY GOD.
I think I read this back in like, 97. IT'S STILL AROUND.
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That's awesome. ! I had successfully forgotten all about it. Now I know where to find it again. Thank you, Andy ! |
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-Scrum-
..it borked. :D |
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EXP: 2313
HP: 2241
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STR: 779
END: 731
ACC: 795
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Totem Doll (Sword)
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Tobias
*explodes*
Age: 38
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Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:14 am Post subject: |
why monkeys? |
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Level 16 |
EXP: 535
HP: 3000
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STR: 1000
END: 1000
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Eden (Sword)
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ScrumYummy
bunnyhunches of scrums
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Joined: 29 Jun 2005 |
| Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject: |
Why not? =D |
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-Scrum-
..it borked. :D |
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