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3d6 Politics? |
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Akanari
Owns your reality
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Joined: 29 Sep 2004 |
 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject: 3d6 Politics? |
Really!
They have McCain, Clinton, and Obama in Monster Manual Form! Mwehehe. My favorite is Clinton's:
| Quote: | Hilary Clinton (Demon Queen of Pork Belly Futures.) (Lesser Goddess.)
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NO APPEARING: 1
ARMOUR CLASS: -7 (But -4 if encountered in the same campaign as a Bill Clinton)
MOVE: 3" (72" per flight sector on the campaign jet)
HIT DICE: 200 hit points (But first you have to defeat 4d8 Secret Service Agents)
% IN LAIR: 0%
TREASURE TYPE: The future is ... Pork!
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1 + 1
DAMAGE/ATTACK: captures 2-16 superdelegates; 20% chance to cast Slime per round
SPECIAL ATTACKS: If sustaining damage, 33% chance per round of invoking Bill Clinton to fight alongside her. See also Big Dog.)
SPECIAL DEFENSES: +4 Fundraising, Regeneration, +3 or better weapon to hit.
MAGIC RESISTANCE: 80%
INTELLIGENCE: Genius
CHARISMA: 17 (Democrats)/ -1 (Republicans)
ALIGNMENT: Lawful Neutral (Will steal anything that's not nailed down, especially if she can construe it as lawful appropriation. Depending on the meaning of the word "it".)
SIZE: 14
LEVEL/X.P. VALUE: X/12,250* (* for impeachment)
As with all Clintons, Hillary exudes negative charisma towards Republicans. Otherwise, she's a classic machine reptile. |
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Our freedom is consuming itself,
What we will become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow. |
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Wins 46 - Losses 45
Level 10 |
EXP: 5098
HP: 2225
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STR: 775
END: 725
ACC: 925
AGI: 975
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Crown of Thorns (Partisan)
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Blackmage
Intragalactic Acquisitions Agent Mew
Gender: 
Joined: 02 Feb 2004 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: |
Hahaha that's awesome Nari |
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I'm not a pirate I'm an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. |
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Wins 88 - Losses 123
Level 16 |
EXP: 12559
HP: 2320
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STR: 1320
END: 500
ACC: 1090
AGI: 1090
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Chain Saw (Saw)
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Silver Adept
Otaku Lord
Age: 41
Gender:
Joined: 20 May 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
Hrm. Sounds like a perfect thing to place in the Tomb of Horrors. |
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Sir Silver Adept, KCI. Check out the Knights of Jubal if you want to revive chivalrous behavior.
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Wins 293 - Losses 240
Level 23 |
EXP: 2163
HP: 3375
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STR: 1125
END: 1125
ACC: 1225
AGI: 1225
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Sander's Asylum (Partisan)
(505 - 655) |
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Faye
Luna Sierra
Age: 41
Gender:
Joined: 28 Apr 2004 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject: |
Thats awesome... but 1st edition. A little behind times arent we? I mean 4th ed comes out in 3 months. Regardless, good find Nari. |
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Wins 39 - Losses 23
Level 9 |
EXP: 3781
HP: 2140
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STR: 710
END: 715
ACC: 1100
AGI: 775
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Neverdawn (Gun)
(340 - 400) |
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Daijaga
Chosen of Luck
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Joined: 17 Dec 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:56 pm Post subject: |
Bwa ha ha! Noice find Nari, even if the stats are highly dated. Someone needs to keep a book of all these and pit them all in an all out brawl with the stat versions of the powerpuff girls.
*I looked all over the internet for those, couldnt find em again! /fail * |
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Wins 27 - Losses 38
Level 7 |
EXP: 6469
HP: 2453
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STR: 1013
END: 720
ACC: 611
AGI: 756
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Kaledescope (Mace)
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