Space bar! - WORK!!!!

[Sakura]

My space bar drives me nuts! It keeps not putting spaces in my sentences and it puts them where they are not needed. So I'm always slamming my finger on my space bar. You know how long this took to write?

Nott o long. ^^() But still..slamming on it dri ves me nuts!

See! I'm not changing that sentence...I'm showing you and example ofthehorrids of my sp ace bar! GAH!!! -bangs oni t-

>_<

OOC: I can SOOOOOOOOO tell that this topic will morph into something totally different.

[Sperrit]

As do every other topic in PO. They ALL go awry somewhere.
But, yes, bad space bars be not good at all. Not at all! You ought to threaten the space bar with a shot to the head and make it behave better. That's what I think.

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[GAAZ]

That or spend $14 and get a new keyboard...hehehe

[Sperrit]

What happened to you AzVegeta!? There's no violence in that plan! Where's the trademark AzVegeta violence? I miss that.

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[Shino]

your keyboard does need some help girl. :p

[GAAZ]

You're RIGHT! I musta had an off day...Ok to quote the great band Disturbed, "Bring the Violence."

Ok, most keyboards are made if not even assembled in China AKA Hong Kong. Not that HK is no longer under British rule it is slowly being overturned by its commie overlords. This is where you come in Sakura.

Ok, first I need you to board the random B-52 bomber I left in your backyard. If ya can't see it it's cause you're looking down at it from the upper level of your house and it has Camoflage. Ok board the jet and press the GREEN button not the RED. The RED is an end-game plan I have. The GREEN button will allow the B-52 to rotate it's wings and make a vertical take-off. Yes this is not a B-52 you normally see it is the new B-52X. The Plane will fly all by itself to Hong Kong. About 20 hours later get your parachute on and at 21 hours jump from the plane.

After touch down turn left at Bing Shong Ave and head north along the river Styx. When the river Styx turns into the Slayer falls turn right and go into "General Mao's chicken waffles and keyboards."

Ok, yer gonna haveta kill about 20 heavily armed guards using nothing but a crude shank made of bamboo and a monkey's paw. After all the guards are dead you have to make your way through the most dangerous thing of all, "Children." Ok, just aim for their eyes and while they're blinded with blood step on their heads and use them as a walkway till ya get to the "Big Box-o-Keyboards" and jack one of the keyboards. Now strap it to your back and step over the bodies of the fallen and stand outside. BTW, you haveta do all this in 5 minutes. Then hold up your hand and the B-52X will fly low and lower a rope to you.

Grab the rope and climb it then press the RED button. The B-52X will then fly over japan and using a newly invented DVD magnet attract every Anime DVD known to man and deposit them at my house on your way home.

Now that you're home clean the blood of the children off your keyboard using alcohol (Rubbing not domestic) then enjoy your brand new space bar.

[Minosheep]

Or you can spend 14 dollars on a new one.

[Sperrit]

lmfao!
That's the AzVegta I know!
And Demonic. You get props.
lmfao!

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[Akira]

my keyboard is like 50 years old and it works fine....

[Shino]