What I HATE about women... - Some guy's website

haterade · Rookie Joined: 12 Apr 2003

here we go:

WHAT I HATE ABOUT WOMEN:

-STUCK-UP WOMEN:They act like they too nice for guys, when they ain`t got sh!t to offer...P*ssy can come from anywhere...sh!t get a guy some food or con some sugar daddy mu`f*cka outta some loot and share dat wit` ya man! Tell him that it`s your brother`s birthday!

-UNHYGENIC WOMEN:They don`t wanna shave/shower...nasty *bleep*... I ain`t tryin` to be around no dirty stankin` azz female... with a moustache... not that I`m saying I`m a prize, y`know, but hey, that`s the price for being a woman, you gotta look proper OFTEN... excluding when you just wake up in the morning... damn some of y`all look tore up then! Make up all over ya pillow...

-YOUNG WOMEN(16-1 Cool

: women that think I`ll R. Kelly a situation up for them. I DON`T F*CK WITH YOU YOUNG AZZ GIRLS, I`M ALMOST 22 NOW, GET OFF ME!And you dudes f*ckin them young chicks need help for real. Get some legal pu$$y

-WOMEN THAT DON`T WANNA PUT IN WORK IN BED:These women are usually beggin guys to eat the p*ssy, especially when they ain`t tryin to do *bleep* in return. No. I`m not hungry. What makes you think your unwashed snatch is so appetizing?! Where the Summers Eve at?! Tell you what, I stick my finger in it, and see if you`ll lick it off... and if you wouldn`t do the taste/poison test, why the f*ck should any guy? Guys, don`t eat it, but remember if you DO eat, f*ck going first.

-WOMEN NAIVE ABOUT THEIR SIZE:These women call themselves thick when they`re actually fat. Thick is having an appropriate amount of meat in the right places: legs, breasts and a$$, and evenly distributed weight that looks healthy... that`s it! Fat is having a bulging gut/stomach, flabby a$$ arms, cellulite and all the other sh!t that can make a d!ck detach from a man and run away. What?! Afraid of being healthy!?

-GOLDIGGING WOMEN: Pffft... hahaha! What, you think I`m trickin` on yo *bleep*?! I got a f*ckin` business to put my money into! Better get to the job office, hoe...also women runnin` `round thinking that their pu$$y is platinum... and these are mainly the broke chicks... if your pu$$y come with a price tag, hit me up and I`ll put your stupid a$$ on the corner to MAKE some money... since when are you the one with the last p*ssy on earth?! Get right, dumba$$... ain`t a n!gga like me EVER beggin for it, EVER, especially when you`re barely worth my pocket change... as Jay-Z said "What I look like, givin` a chick half my trap?/ Like she wrote half my raps... yeah, I`m havin` that..."

-WOMEN THAT `CLAIM` THEY WANT A THUG: These type of women always kill me, with their "If you`re not a thug, please don`t holla!" 99% percent of you bytches can`t even HANDLE a REAL thug! Most of you would cheat on him with a guy like me as soon as he goes to jail! Besides, don`t you know that real thugs NEVER SAY they`re thugs? THOSE are the niggas you watch for, the silent dudes, cuz they know what they`re capable of, and they don`t gotta talk shyt *coughcough*. You`ll NEVER hear me claim that I`m a thug, cuz well, I`m plainly just too smart and good-looking to be a full out conveniece store robbin mu`fukka... I don`t sell drugs, but I had girls that did it for me... see what I mean when I say I`m just a little too smart? I`m into money and sex more than violence... but don`t get me wrong, I bet I can still knock the sh!t outta most of these `thug` dudes you want so bad. As Malice of The Clipse said, "I can never be a thug, they don`t dress this well!" Thanks.

-HYPOCRITICAL WOMEN: They hate men for the sh!t they do, but do the exact same sh!t... why was this girl was upset about her man cheating... right after she just done f*cked me?!

-UPTIGHT WOMEN:These women won`t go down, and women that consider it gross when they haven`t tried it. Have fun trying to keep a man without throwin him some brain every now and then.

-SHY WOMEN:Women that just plain won`t admit that they just wanna f*ck when they get all horny... damn, if you want somethin` then SAY so, you cowards! I`d have more respect for you if actually just came out and said that you wanted to get broke off rather than beat around the bush like some dumb a$$ kid...

-UNTRUSTWORTHY WOMEN: These women always gotta suspect a man cheatin` wit NO REASON!If you know he wrong, then flip on him! But if not, don`t go searchin` up a guy`s phone and sh!t like you crazy!

-BABY MOTHERS (I HATE YOU THE MOST): Through personal experience, I can honestly say that I HATE most of you. Many of you are a combination of STUCK-UP and GOLDDIGGING, looking for someone else to blame for your own shortcomings. You wanna fukk all of your baby father`s friends, bring 80 billion different men around the kid, trying to replace kid`s father`s with the dude you met at the club, don`t know who the father of your kid is, and then take good fukkin` men to court and put `em in jail because he won`t be with you. Even when he wants to take care of his kid, you hate it because he doesn`t want to be with you. You all need to burn for that sh!t. F*ck all of you devious baby mothers...

-WOMEN WACK IN THE BEDROOM:Women that talk all this sex sh!t, but when sh!t go down, she can`t work it/handle NOTHIN`!!! Don`t speak about it, BE about it...

-WOMEN THAT THINK THEY`RE MEN:Women that hit guys FIRST, then don`t expect to be hit back... b!tch, if you think you`re big enough to hit me, then you`re big enough to get yo` a$$ kicked, period. Equal rights are fun.

-WOMEN THAT WANNA BE LEADERS: These women are the type that wanna take over the world, but can`t take the first f*ckin step to talk to a guy. Why the hell am I gonn a buy yo` azz a drink if you wouldn`t do the same? Buy your own shyt hoe. And you wonder why there`ll never be a female President... women are too scared to make the first move and proceed with it...

This shit is HILARIOUS! Funny thing is, I kinda agree with him, since I myself have experienced some of what he talks about... what about you?

*ducks thrown fruit*

Katana · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:05 am Post subject:

BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

Dude haterarade, you're on fire!

err, well, keep it up! That's what the Blow Off Steam forum is for Super Grin

Doot · Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject:

Understand the person's plight but when he can type in proper English then maybe I'll take his word for something of intelligence.

Ming · DOOM! Gender: Joined: 13 Jan 2003

Normally, I WOULD agree with some of the stuff that that guy mentions (although too harshly), but I agree with Doot that I would only take someone like this serious and as an intelligent, opinionated being when they learn how to type proper English. This guy is a complete jackass who's probably dangerous to society, and not just because he's a "thug" and claims that he can beat people up. He's probably just some loser sitting behind his computer bitching because he can't get any women in the first place. It's amazing how tough some people get when they don't have to face anyone face to face. It's one thing if you're talking to your "homies" or "dogs" via AIM, but when you're trying to get a point across to the masses, you need to make yourself sound like less of a jackass. I recognize that this is probably too hard a feat for people such as this, which is why I will most likely never take any of them, or their "culture", seriously. Sorry.

Bumblebee · Senior Otaku Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Feb 2003

Wow...some of that stuff is funny, but a lot of it is quite sexist(and I generally cannot stand for feminism or masculism((whatever you call it)) ), so yeah. People can have such anger in them...not like I've not had my bits of anger.
I'll just say "..er?" and leave that as my comment.

haterade · Rookie Joined: 12 Apr 2003

Honestly, I wasn't trying to piss off anybody by posting this, but I DID actually want to bring this to peoples' attention... that's all...

As for feminism... I can't help but think it's really lame. I'll agree that some of the methods that males talk to women in are inappropriate, but every woman likes knowing they're attractive to somebody... I won't really get into this now

Doot · Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:48 am Post subject:

Oh I agree haterade. I only took offense to the method of delivery. And that wasn't just offense just pity the foo. Mr T

haterade · Rookie Joined: 12 Apr 2003

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Man, I be gang trippin all ova dis frizzle fry here home dawg...Aww yeah we best to makin dem bitches subordinate to our masta race yo. WHITE POWA yo!.......hehehe