Scenes From a Hat - PO style!

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Here's the jiffy: you guys PM me styles of TV/movies or even the name of characteristic TV/movies. In this thread, the first four people to reply first about it get to be my guests.

The game: With the four characters' soul kindly given to me (har-har!) I will create a story about them, and with each post use one of the styles you guys PMed me. Just like in Who's Line is it Anyway!

Rock da chibi hat. o.O

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

This is so odd. Four PMs for hat scenes, but no replies. o.O;;

BTW, keep sending in those scene suggestions! Very Happy

I want more, more, more!!!

Cobalt Katze · Uncertainty Gender: Joined: 05 Oct 2002

OH! Hehehe.. I was just assuming you were gonna use this space ta write the scenes once ya got PMs, er, private messages.. not pms. RIGHT. Rock the chibihat!

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

I guess I'll start right away! Here are our first three dudes and dudettes with 'tude and 'tudette! Only one missing.

Doot (as, uh, the girl in Who's Line)
Sperrit (as Ryan Stiles)
Cobalt Katze (as Wayne Brady)

*takes Drew Carey's attitude*

Another guy or chick is gonna join in soon enough. You guys begin normal, and whenever I buzz you, I'll introduce a new style you guys gotta do, right off this very hat (points Uncle Sam's hat) Your scene is: Doot has been caught cat-burglarizing Sperrit's house. Cobalt Katze comes in as the curious neighbor, and the police is on the way.

So whenever you guys are ready, take it away.

*BUZZ!*

Doot walks onto the stage, turns her back to the audience, and begins taking stuff in the "house"

Sperrit: "What are you doing in my treehouse?!"

Crowd: *Hahahahaha!*

Doot turns to Sperrit and has a fakely shocked look.

Doot: "I'm, uh, just the cleaning lady!"

Sperrit: "Ah okay, just checkin'. (begins walking away, then stops) Waiiiiiit a minute. You're not Julia!!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Doot: "Of coure not, I'm Francine!"

Sperrit: "Ah okay. (begins walking away, then stops) Waiiiiiit a minute. Francine doesn't come on Wednesdays!!!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt Katze arrives on the scene.

Cobalt: "Hey guys, what's all that noise about?"

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Bad Japanese movie dub!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

As in the game "Foreign Language" the contestants begin saying random stuff and another contestant does the translation.

Sperrit: "Ho ya miyamota toko ka mateo!" (She's stolen my underpants!)

Doot: "Wakayee machi ka, cha, ka!!" (That's SO untrue! This is a bra!)

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt: "Tchingo kakoto ma chima sanoto..." (Hey, you didn't tell me you had a bitch...)

Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHA!*

Doot: "Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!)

Stay tuned for more. Keep sending those PMs. Smile

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

BWAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAA!
"What're you doing in my treehouse!" Ha ha haaa!
"That's a bra!" Bwa ha ha haaaa!
Hee hee hee....
Can't wait for more!

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BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

Cobalt: "Hey guys, what's all that noise about?"

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Bad Japanese movie dub!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

*falls off chair

MWAAAAAAHAHAHAA

Laughing

Doot · Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 9:49 am Post subject:

Quote:

Doot: "Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!)

That is awesome. Shuri knows what's up!

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Film Noir."

Scary and mysterious piano begins to play.

Sperrit walks towards the audience.

Sperrit: (aside) "As soon as I saw that bra, I knew I was dead. Can you imagine this... A man, lover of nature, friend of the squirrels, caught with female underwear in his drawers. I say, there's loving nature, and then there's loving nature..."

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Sperrit: (aside) "Unfortunately, I was on the 'loving nature' side."

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Sperrit: (aside) "There's only one thing left to do..."

Sperrit hops back into the scene.

Sperrit: "Yes, meet my new wife! We were..."

Doot: "We were busy foreplaying!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Doot: (aside) "That wasn't good... Everyone knows foreplay is a legend."

Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Camera view on Shuri, who's laughing his ass off and wiping tears from his eyes.

Cobalt Katze loses his nerve and laughs out loud as well.

*BUZZ!*

SHURI: "Hahahaha..."

Everyone laughs again.

SHURI: "Okay, *ahem!* Historical War epic!"

Sperrit grabs Doot into a loving embrace.

Sperrit: "Yes, my friendly neighbor... We were about to have a bit of sex before I'm called to go get myself shot down by friendly fire in Afghanistan!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Doot: "Please be careful there, will you?"

Sperrit: "Oh don't worry; bin Laden will be a fart to catch."

Cobalt: *mimics machine gun fire with his mouth*

Sperrit: "They've found us!! Everyone down!!!"

Cobalt suddenly grabs for his chest.

Cobalt: "Arrrrrgh! They got me! Sperrit, Sperrit please, tell my wife I love her!"

Sperrit: "Sure, sure!... Waiiiiit a minute, you're not married!"

Crowd: *Hahahahahaha!*

Cobalt: "So... What did I have sex with last night?"

The fourth contestant, hidden behind the scenes, starts barking.

Cobalt: "Oh no, NOT THIS!!!"

Crowd: *HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Sperrit goes over to Cobalt and puts a hand on Cobalt's heart.

Sperrit: "No! No!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Shino · Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:30 am Post subject:

*sniff sniff*

It's just too much...

Bawl

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Dude! I hunger for more! These things are hilarious!

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