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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 8:44 am Post subject: Kids = TEH SUCK |
You guys have probably seen this scene before. I enter an EB store with my friend Fred to check out the new games in store. I spend some time looking over the X-Box titles, some more checking out GBA stuff, and then I turn around and see an X-Box on demo display. So say to my friend "Cool! Let's put on a 2-player demo and have a little 5 minutes at it."
So we get there, only to find a 9 year old dumbfuck playing a Toy Story version of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. There is no time limit, you don't die - hell, you could play and do tricks pretty much forever.
So I go to the kid and say "Hey, how about we put on a 2-player game?"
He looks at me as if I was the stupidest person in the universe, and declares "No!"
When I promised I'll ass-fuck the kid next time I see him, Fred burst out laughing. |
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Tobias
*explodes*
Age: 38
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Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:11 am Post subject: |
BWAAAAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Dude, u got ball man! I would never be able to go up to a kid and tell him somethin like that. But holy crappers!!! THATS AWESOME!
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Righty The Wonder Ghoul
brown belt gravy ninja of boiled animal fat dojo
Joined: 14 Feb 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject: |
dude, that is the greatest story ever. you are officially on my "my heroes" list. right under a couple other people like aqua teen hunger force, a pup named scooby doo, and maybe even as high as... Jason!!! (the hockey mask murderer guy) |
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Kenji
Senior Otaku
Joined: 28 Sep 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:03 pm Post subject: |
Well,yeah, the kid was pretty damn rude,and I would have been annoyed or pissed, but isnt "dumbfuck" kind of a harsh name for a 9 year old?  |
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Minosheep
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Age: 36
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Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 7:09 pm Post subject: |
Well, you know, the child was there first. But still, he was a rude little bastard.
I never understood why they throw a damn time limit in there on Pro Skater. I WANTS TO SKATERZ UNTIL I CAN TEH SKATES NO MORES!1!!!1 |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:04 am Post subject: |
| Kenji wrote: |
isnt "dumbfuck" kind of a harsh name for a 9 year old? |
Watch Demonic's avatar and try saying that again.  |
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Minosheep
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| Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 10:06 pm Post subject: |
There's a difference between a one year old and a nine year old. One year olds don't know it's cruel when you kick them.  |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:41 am Post subject: |
LMAO
O my, that is why I try to avoid ebay ... the only time I got to have the Xbox was when they put Mist III or something, and a friend and I were watching the ''making of'' documentary of it ... <_< |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:50 am Post subject: |
Not eBay! EB! Electronics Boutique! |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:06 pm Post subject: |
Haha I meant EB, not ebay, but hey, guess I didn't think when I wrote ^^
''Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:41 am''
an other proof that night is 3vil if you don't sleep <_< |
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