The Greatest Shopping Center in the Universe! - By the greatest hero in the universe!

Gryph · Pocket Convoy Gender: Joined: 26 Sep 2002

*Presses a button on his kickass spaceship,and it transforms into a shopping center.*

*speaks into a loudspeaker.*
Hello all you earth people! I am the greatest hero in the universe! Gryphman! I have come from the far away planet of Gryphton to protect this planet from evil badguys, and sell you high quality products directly from Gryphton! So come to the greatest shopping center in the universe! Gryphton Square! Here are the shops currently opened.

Snacko Hut is the greatest convenience store in the universe! We specialize in snackfoods from all over the universe. Try one of Gryphton's specialties, Cola Meal. We have the newest kind. Pizza Cola, the cola that tastes like pizza.

Or if you want the latest fashions from Gryphton. Go to Grypherton's, the (you guessed it) greatest fashion boutique in the universe!

If you want something to drink, just go to Gryphbucks!

And to satisfy all your bikini needs we have Bikini City! Nevermind the fact there's not a beach for miles. Bikinis look nice anytime.

For breakfast, lunch, or anytime come on down to the Intergalactic House of Waffles! Because pancakes just aren't good enough!

And finally for anything else you might want, we have Everything Else in the Universe! On the outside this might seem like a tiny shop, but using advanced technology we sto--- uh... barowed from Dr. Who. It is actually a 37 story department store taking up more square feet than 10 Walmarts. Once you come in you'll be lost for days. Hell! It'll probably take you at least a day to walk from one end to the other.

My loyal army of Gryphbots will serve you as best they can. So come on in and gimmie your hard earned cash! Super Grin

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Sperrit walks up to the entrance to Gryphton Square, scratching his head.
"That's funny... I don't remember this being here yesterday...."
Sperrit shrugs and walks in.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn, deep in though, walks into the store, up a flight of stairs, across a hall, into ashop, out the back stairs and into the Kilted Wench, without noticing anything different*

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Sperrit looks around at all the new shops.
"OO! Waffles!"
Sperrit runs over to the Intergalatic House of Waffles.

Gryph · Pocket Convoy Gender: Joined: 26 Sep 2002

*greets Sperrit at the entrance to the Waffle House*
Greetings! You are our first customer, so you get a free meal here! Enjoy! ^_^

Minosheep · Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 8:06 pm Post subject:

"Er... yeah, my name's Sperrit," Demonic says, ushering Sperrit out of his way. "Free waffles? Sweet."

Gryph · Pocket Convoy Gender: Joined: 26 Sep 2002

*grabs demonic by the colar*

You know usually you try and pass yourself off as another person when they aren't standing right by you.

*opens the door and throws demonic into a manhole his gryphbots have opened for him*

That's how we punish people who try to steal another mans waffles on Gryphton. Well that's how I do it anway.

Edited By Gryph on 1052882434

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

"\/\/007! Free \/\/4FF|_3Z! 7|-|][5 R0X0RZ!"

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn finds himself in Bob's House of Guns, holding an AK-47(like thing) like a club*
"How am supposed to cut anything with this?"

Minosheep · Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:17 pm Post subject:

Demonic comes back, smelling of sewer.

"Yeah, so anyway, my name's Sperrit. Where're my waffles?"