Royal Rumble!

[Shurikane]

Shuri comes in, tosses a wrestling ring in the plaza, and hops on, wearing for only garnment a skimpy and sexy bright green and black suit that would even make Sable drool.

She asks the refree for the microphone, and yells at the attention of all other POs:

"YOU ALL SMELL!!! COME HERE SO THAT I MAY KICK YER ASS!!!"

[Shino]

Shino walks to the ring from the audience.
In a blink of an eye, he unsheeths his sword, cuts through the ropes in front of him, and sheeths it again.
He effortlessly jumps in the ring and looks at Shuri.

"BRING IT!"

[Doot]

Doot, using her super Ninja audio equipment, here's the beckoning of a melee and ~vanishes over to ring side~

Seeing Shuri in her skimpies, not to be outdone, Doot tears off the legs and midsection to her ninja outfit to reveal her

SUPER SECRET GRAPPLING NINJA ATTIRE!

Doot sashays out to the ring eyeing Shuri.

"Do you like pie?"

[Shurikane]

Shuri facepalms...

"Shino, you triple-idiot. How are we supposed to bounce off those cables IF YOU CUT THEM ALL APART!!!"

Grr!

*turns to Doot*

"Yeah, I like any flavor; as long as it's blueberry!"

[Shino]

"Oh... ummm... well... err.... I DON'T NEED THOSE ROPES TO KICK YO BUT! yeah that sounded good."

[Doot]

~bakes shuri a blueberry pie~

~turns to shino~ Now you are going to have to get another rope!

[Cobalt Katze]

SUDDENLY

the lights go dark and the intro to Carmina Burana begins to play. Flashy colorful lights start circling around the arena and apperantly there's a giant glass skylight above the square ring. At a climax in the music, Cobalt comes bursting through the window ala Batman, swinging on a rope for the ring. He then erfs, realizing the rope's not attatched to anything and falls down into the middle of the ring, falling with the shards of "glass." The rope falls too and lands all around teh kitty and the music comes to a screetching halt and lights return to normal. Cobalt looks around at the "glass" and picks up a shard, popping it into his mouth and crunching.

"Ooh! Sugar! I love special effects..."

He then blinks and stands up, holding the rope up. "Hey look! Rope!"

Cobalt blinks again at everyone in their wrestling outfits and goes rarr! an' throws off his shirt, changing his fur to raccoon markings.

"Tha's more like it..!"

[Sakura]

Sakura sits in the crowd and cheers, "Hey just cuz I wanna be a wrestler when I get older, doesn't mean I know how to wrestle now..."

Sakura sits there with people sitting around her cheering, "Um..wait, I DO know how to wrestle." Sakura get's up out of her seat and jumps over people and lands beside the ring. She gets up on the side and goes in between the ropes....but gets tangled and lands in between everyone in the ring.

((OOC!! OOC!! WAAAAAAIIIIT! Can I still do this? Well cuz -points to Doot- She be my loong lost sister... -thinks- BLARGH!))

[Sperrit]

*A distant rumbling is heard. Soon we see a figure riding a charging bull into the arena. He hops off the bull as it passes by the ring and exits the other side. The figure lands in the middle of the action, one cry on his lips:*
"Did someone say PIE?"
*Everyone looks at Sperrit funny*
"I like pie, okay? Anyway... Now view my wrestling costume!"
*Takes a maks out of his pocket and puts it on*
"Now I am EL GRAPADURA!!! Bwa ha ha haaa! ... Wait a sec, I'm not spanish. What was I thinking?"
*takes off mask*
"Um, I'm supposed to say something entertaining and witty here, but I think I'll just hang out till the action starts."

[Aindriahhn]

Off in the distnace, the fait sounds of pipe music become audible, gradually increasing in volume. Suddenly, all the lights in the arena turn plaid. The hoofbeats of a horse thundering. And what a horse, huge, powerful, black. Aindriahhn leaps from the horse. Doing a flip and landing in the center of the arena. Posing triumphantly...