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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
 Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:47 pm Post subject: Sobe! |
Ok...We've all had a Sobe once in our life at least. Now all you people out there know that under the cap is a little slogan like, "Behold the Lizard" or "Nothin like a lizard on the back of your throat."
I myself always LOVED these lil' slogans cause they were funnier than all hell. Let me setup the situation. I am a big ole ugly fat guy and my friend James is equally ugly and fat...We are both Fat and Ugly and when our hardware cooperated with us we had a AMV production group called "Fat and Ugly" Productions....Ok. So we decided to get some pizza. And while it was being delivered I decided to hop on down to the Quick Trip and get me a Dragonfruit Sobe.
By the time I get back Pizza is prominent. I take four slices from one and James takes and entire pizza back with him to the designated eating area which lies in front of both the computer and TV...Yes, we are THAT lazy.
So I'm getting ready to chow down and I go, "Hey....Sobe." I pop open the bottle and take a swig..."Yummy" I thought as the Dragonfruit caressed my tastebuds. I then decide, "What does the lizard haveta say to me today." I proceeded to read:
YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK.
I was stunned..I told James..He was stunned. I showed the cap to my family later that day..They were stunned..I told my co-workers..They were stunned..Then laughed.
WHAT THE HELL! What did I do to Sobe?! I mean I'm always buyin their Dragonfruits when I can find em..I love their logos and comercials with the talkin squirrel in the park and Jamacian guy.
I just wanted to have a laugh with my pizza and the lizard man told me that myself and James were in fact, "Worthless and Weak." I tell ya I almost cried. I was completely thrown off guard and like disturbed...What should I make of this phenomenon? Is the Lizard telin me something? Is it a coincedence? HELP ME! |
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reaper
I miss you Shar
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Joined: 28 Dec 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:11 pm Post subject: |
man that’s some crazy stuff, maybe the sobe slogan guy just got fired. . . .
I don’t think you should worry about it, it’s just like a fortune cookie |
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Ultrawolf
Mr. Roarke
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| Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 10:43 pm Post subject: |
my grandpa got a fortune cookie once that said "You are the master of everything you do" |
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
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| Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:17 am Post subject: |
It's like that Rocko's Modern Life where Filbert gets a fortune cookie that reads: "Pain and Misfortune will infest your miserable soul for all eternity."
It's just a mean trick. It just isn't right, man. It isn't right.
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Tobias
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| Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:49 pm Post subject: |
actually, the quote goes: "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity" (im that much of a dork)
Dude, dont worry bout it. Its just the sobe guys being odd  If ya do have a problem with em though, the main HQ of sobe is about 10 minutes away from my house (one of the benefits of living in CT...since SoBe beverages is primarily based in Norwalk  ) If anything, i can always go firebomb them...that'll give them a run for their money!!!!
AYEEEE
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Gryph
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| Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:15 am Post subject: |
I got a fortune once that told me to continually attack my enemies till they are utterly destroyed. |
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KenseiKurisuchan
Alive and kicking
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| Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 1:59 pm Post subject: |
"Death awaits you in the shower."
From a couple years back. ShinkuKitsune knows what I'm talking aboot. |
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 4:01 pm Post subject: |
I grab a Sobe every morning on my way to school and drink it there. My caps that I have collected say:
"Red Hot Chili Lizards"
"Monkey Cat"
"Jay and Silent Lizard"
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"No."
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Tenshiai
Otaku Knight
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:49 am Post subject: |
Nobody haven't seen before the simpson with the fortune cookie telling : You will find love with a new flame ?
Homer have a women in mind and once he got this fortune telling and he was sur that's wasn't a coincidence.
After that, we saw in the restaurant kitchen one cook telling to another there is no fortune telling of new flame left and then the other just said: Put the one telling:Just put the "Stay with you're wife" one.
This kind of stuff is just luck or badluck.
The compagny only want to be funny when telling that so don't took it seriously but I admit that it will be more gentle and pleasant to put good message for their customer.Ô-o no? |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:35 am Post subject: |
Uuum, yes. Well I bought two Sobe's since my evil one and they were more friendly like "Clan lizard" and something else. If I got another one like the first I think I'd cry. |
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