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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject: O the so accurate military advices! |
I was playing my favorite world domination game Global Power a few days ago when, as I was informed that in my wonderful country Canada, I had to much rebels! So, I wanted to know what my military advisors sugested me to do in order to solve such problematic situation ... and here is what they told me. |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:01 pm Post subject: |
I would have advised self Nuking myself. |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:09 pm Post subject: |
...
But with WHAT Nukes? The only weapon of mass destruction Canada has is ... err ... the arm of the space shuttle? I'm sure it can hurt one or more people if it falls from outer space to a nearby city ... or maybe damage a house a bit (that, if it didn't disintegrated itself in the atmospher first :p) |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:05 pm Post subject: |
Good point..Maybe you guys have some kinda hockey stick bomb or something.
Oh I know..Just Drop Celine Dion on the populous...That'll scare em sh*tless. |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
Join me pirate crew! |
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EXP: 386
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STR: 895
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AGI: 1015
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject: |
Wow ... never thought of that one.
Hahaha, watch out world, the next generation terrorists will be groups of french-canadians that will have as there leaders Rene Angeline and there main(and only weapon  ) will be Celine Dion! BWAHAHAA WE HAVE INFECTED VEGAS ALREADY! NONE SHALL STOP US! |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:57 pm Post subject: |
The Canadian Arm... Ha. It's only good for scratching the shuttle's ass. |
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Gopher it.
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:46 pm Post subject: |
I bet you'd be ready to sell your soul for an arm if you had none and your ass itched! |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Wins 60 - Losses 39
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EXP: 5439
HP: 2403
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STR: 801
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject: |
No way..I'd just do some cardio vascular excersizes..Get all sexy then find a lady to scratch it for me. |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
Join me pirate crew! |
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Wins 76 - Losses 41
Level 13 |
EXP: 386
HP: 2685
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STR: 895
END: 895
ACC: 895
AGI: 1015
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Fillibuster the Third (Sword)
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