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Kiyomi
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:16 pm    Post subject: Who coined the phrase "breed like rabbits?"

It is the most untrue phrase, I tell you! Rabbits only breed when you don't want them to. The second you want them to have cute little bunny children, they become worried about their maidenly honour.

Rabbit: "Me? Give up my virginity and have a litter? Why, what a lewd suggestion!"
Me: "Please? I need babies! How else can I be a rabbit breeder?"
Rabbit: "I don't know, but don't look to me to get rabbit babies from. I am NOT that kind of doe!"

* Doe: A female rabbit.

I swear! That conversation may as well have happened! I got TWO litters this entire winter! I almost lost both of those litters because the mothers decided to have the babies on the cage wire instead of in the nice nestbox I put in for them.

What ever happened to survival of the species? I think my rabbits want to become an extinct species!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 11:36 pm    Post subject:

Maybe it's a lesbian doe!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:28 am    Post subject:

Hey, we rabbits do "breed like rabbits". What are we supposed to do? Breed like dolphins? We do our thing our way. At least we don't breed like humans. Sheesh!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:53 am    Post subject:

well come on down and get ours breeding then Smile

But only so long as your are purebred....hmmmm speaking of breeding...

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