Stars are bastards.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Ok..My aunt and Uncle just got back from Hawaii a couple months ago. It was their anniversary or some crap like that.

Anyway they were at a very ritzy hotel due to the fact of my uncle owning his own succesffull business built on the blood of Hispanic people easily obtained in California.

Anwho they were at a wine tasting party thingy and decided it was time to go up to their room and get their freak on. On their way up a certain Pirate from a certain movie...Namely Johnny Depp... Decided to get off the elevator and push my Aunt to the ground and spill her wine and keep walking. His publicist or whatever apologized to my uncle and paid for the gown. My uncle responded, "If that little fuck so much as looks at me while I'm in this hotel I will kick his ass to the ground and mop the floor with his spine." (Very articulate I know.)

Anyway my Aunt and uncle return to their room and are later trying to sleep (After freak session of course). And there's a party going on their floor in the presidential suite or something. My uncle calls security to shut the party down..They go to the party and come to his room and say that they can't do anything because a famous person is throwing said party. My uncle responded with, "No problem..I'll just call the police have them come here and sue your hotel till I own you and I will then fire you." Security guard responds with, "You can't do that." Uncle responds with, "Sure I can..Your security cameras caught Mr. Depp attacking my wife at the elevator earlier tonight and none of your staff even attempted to stop him." At that point the manager appeared and said< "Everything will be taken care of."

Next every staff member in the hotel is in Mr. Depps room kicking everyone out and Mr. Depp is yelling at them for mistreatment. His publicist asks what the meaning of all of this is and my Uncle is standing outside his room and waves at the publicist who then escorts Mr. Depp back into his room.

*sniffle* I'm so proud of my family.

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Damn straight.

reaper · I miss you Shar Gender: Joined: 28 Dec 2002

Johnny depp is a douche.

Shurikane · Dim Panties As String Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Too bad, he stars in some good movies.

Power to the non-stars!! ^.^

Terin · Huzzah! Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2003

Wow, just goes to show you.
-T

Mika · Otaku Knight Joined: 05 May 2003

I can't believe he'd do that... How cruel. And he didnt even personally apologize! HOW RUDE! Well Im glad ur uncle did something and stood up for himself AZ! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! Im a little sad though- I like Johnny Depp- poopers!

Shino · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:41 am Post subject:

Whoohoo... way to go!

Doot · Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:26 am Post subject:

Dammit! Had to be my numbah one man with a bad attitude. I will go weep quietly now.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

My Uncle has the formal apology from the President of the hotel appologizing for the incident because they didn't act quicker and knew they were at fault.

My uncle is Ex-police in SanDiego so he does know the law and how to use it for his own Whims.

Depp is a fine actor, well in rolls where he's crazy at least, and I useta not feel any ill will to the guy. But my Aunt is a stick of a woman and hardly an obstacle in anyone's way. I can understand if she was 300 pounds and wouldn't move when asked but she's about 5'9" blonde and weighs prolly 120 soaking wet.

It's prolly another case of hugeous egonisus...Or something. But my friend at work met Denzel Washington in Chicago at an opening of a boys club he sponsored and he bought her a Coke. So not all stars are bastards...Just the dicks.

Kenji · Senior Otaku Joined: 28 Sep 2003

Woah..0.0 ;; part of me refuses to believe this -sniffle- He is like one of my favorite actors..and is a fan of one of my favorite bands that no one knows about..-sniff sniff- IT CANT BE! -runs and cries-