THROW DOWN: Freedom Vs Burden

Ultrawolf · Mr. Roarke Gender: Joined: 04 Jul 2003

The stage is set and it's been announced for weeks.
The Burdens vs. The Freedoms.
Cookware against Utensil.
On the Cookware side we have The Kettle of Compassion, The Pot of Dilligence, and The Wok of Randomness.
On the Utensil side we have The Mitt of Logic, The Ladle of Leisure, and The Spatula of Impulse.
These combatants have been trash talking for weeks and its Time to Get It On! Today's Fight will be held in the Standard Battle Arena.Wide open space with no Special Features. No Advantages. Only Skill. The battle shall begin when all the combatants have assembled on each of their respective sides.

"No more Stalling! The time to fight is now! We've got a revolution on our hands, and It's time to Throw Down!! When we defeat you Burdens we won't have to live in fear of the Post-Fu any longer!"
The Spatula of Impulse draws His Katana.

Excel Zero · Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:57 pm Post subject:

Wok enters the arena smiling and carrying his Wok on his back, as he looks to the cheering crowd he trips and lands on his face
"Oooof"

He stands back up...You can never handle the power that the burdens possess and control...prepare to be smacked down!

Tobias · *explodes* Age: 38 Gender: Joined: 17 Jan 2003

Tobias gets up and pulls out a microphone: "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He prepares himself for the end of the world...and the release of massive post-fu!

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

The Illustrious Mitt silently enters the arena and swats the back of Wok's head from behind. On one arm, he holds a physical manifestation of the Logic that is his freedom: An elongated oven mitt, stretching up his arm just past his elbow. His other hand is empty.

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Sperrit steps into the arena and summons his staff, the weapon rising out of the ground like water. He twirls it a few times for measure.
"It's been a long time since I fought anyone... but I suppose that it was inevitable."
Sperrit raises his staff.
"Let us begin."

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Airius, Burden of Dilligence, enters onto his side of the arena, flanking his companion Pans.

"We have to win this fight Kettle. Should we not, they will break our seal and release the dark powers we contain. This is not a fight we can afford to loose."

"Wok, I'm with you, let us make them suck it down!"

Ruler flashes to Airius's hand, taking a guard position.

Silver Adept · Otaku Lord Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 20 May 2003

A single Trombone note emenates from the area. It's not the tune of the aPOcalypse, because not everyone is scheduled to be there, but even so, the trombone would not be denied it's chance to announce the large-scale power that is about to be released...

Terin · Huzzah! Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2003

*Terin enters the arena, looking around. Twirling his ladle, grinning at his fellow utensils*
I smell burdens, brothers. Burdens that deny us.
You can't deny freedom, it burns too brightly in the hearts of those with hope.
We won't be denied any longer.
-T

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Sperrit nods.
"Since one of each of our number did not answer the summons to battle it seems to me that we are all assembled. Let us begin. We won't let you terrorize this world any longer!"
Sperrit leaps forward with a swing at Lew's head.

Terin · Huzzah! Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2003

*rolls off to one side and stops in a crouched position, eying Pot and Wok with a grin.*

Soups on!!!!!!!
(oh yeah, it's cheesy like that!)
-T