Faerie Tale Mad Libs! - mine's PO-themed

[Cobalt Katze]

First, link. Go make your own an' post 'em here!
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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PROFFESSIONAL OTAKU named COBALT. He was INDESCRIBABLY DANCING in the FURRY forest when he met STRANGE SHINO, a run-away MERCENARY from the CONTEMPLATIVE Queen SAKURA.

COBALT could see that STRANGE SHINO was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SHINY BROWNIES. STRANGE SHINO was thankful for COBALT's BROWNIES, so he told COBALT a very INSANE story about Queen SAKURA's daughter DOOT. How her mother, the CONTEMPLATIVE Queen SAKURA, kept her locked away in a SLAUGHTERHOUSE protected by a gigantic PANDA, because DOOT was so ORANGE.

COBALT WIGGLED. He vowed to STRANGE SHINO the MERCENARY that he would save the ORANGE DOOT. He would DESTROY the PANDA, and take DOOT far away from her eveil mother, the CONTEMPLATIVE Queen SAKURA, and BOUNCE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a VANISHABLE FOREST FIRE and STRANGE SHINO the MERCENARY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PANDA from his story. CONTEMPLATIVE Queen SAKURA DESTROYED out from behind a KNIFE and struck COBALT dead. In the far off SLAUGHTERHOUSE you could hear a ZABOOSHA.

THE END.

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[Shurikane]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young LAP DANCER named ALAN. He was TOTALLY BRANDISHING in the MAD forest when he met WIERD KIRBY, a run-away SOLDIER from the COOL Queen DOOT.

ALAN could see that WIERD KIRBY was hungry so he reached into his CD JEWEL CASE and give him his INTENSE SUSHI. WIERD KIRBY was thankful for ALAN's SUSHI, so he told ALAN a very SHITTY story about Queen DOOT's daughter SHRIKE. How her mother, the COOL Queen DOOT, kept her locked away in a EMPIRE STATE BUILDING protected by a gigantic TRICERATOPS, because SHRIKE was so SHINY.

ALAN DOODLED. He vowed to WIERD KIRBY the SOLDIER that he would save the SHINY SHRIKE. He would READ the TRICERATOPS, and take SHRIKE far away from her eveil mother, the COOL Queen DOOT, and CHECK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DULL PISS and WIERD KIRBY the SOLDIER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic TRICERATOPS from his story. COOL Queen DOOT HOVERED out from behind a COMPUTER and struck ALAN dead. In the far off EMPIRE STATE BUILDING you could hear a WOOSH.

THE END.

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[Doot]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young HORIZONTAL MAMBOER named SPERRIT. He was TOUT SPANKING in the RANDY forest when he met SHUPAH SHWEET REVEREND, a run-away ARMPIT SNIFFER from the THOUGHTFUL Queen GYNAH.

SPERRIT could see that SHUPAH SHWEET REVEREND was hungry so he reached into his FLOUR JAR and give him his SHARP ESCARGO. SHUPAH SHWEET REVEREND was thankful for SPERRIT's ESCARGO, so he told SPERRIT a very MOTHER OF PEARLY story about Queen GYNAH's daughter ROLLERGIRL. How her mother, the THOUGHTFUL Queen GYNAH, kept her locked away in a BATHHOUSE protected by a gigantic PLATYPUS, because ROLLERGIRL was so FROTHY.

SPERRIT GLOMPED. He vowed to SHUPAH SHWEET REVEREND the ARMPIT SNIFFER that he would save the FROTHY ROLLERGIRL. He would HUMP the PLATYPUS, and take ROLLERGIRL far away from her eveil mother, the THOUGHTFUL Queen GYNAH, and DODGE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FOAMY TYPHOON and SHUPAH SHWEET REVEREND the ARMPIT SNIFFER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PLATYPUS from his story. THOUGHTFUL Queen GYNAH SQUATED out from behind a CANDLESTICK and struck SPERRIT dead. In the far off BATHHOUSE you could hear a BING.

THE END.

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[Reverend]

Shupa Shweet Reverend would like to say that Queen Doot ought to be careful of angering Platypi, as we are known to digress into fits of woodworking that result in the creation of many french armoires that end up being sold for way too much.

... :eh:

Okay, that just came out for some completely unknown reason.

[Sperrit]

Horozontal Mamboer, eh? Who told you about my day job?

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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PURVEYER OF JUSTICE named TIM. He was BRAIN-DRAINING SINGING in the SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOTIOUS forest when he met LUMPY RICHARD, a run-away DESTROYER OF EVIL from the FUN! Queen DAWN.

TIM could see that LUMPY RICHARD was hungry so he reached into his PIZZA BOX and give him his GREEN RAMEN!. LUMPY RICHARD was thankful for TIM's RAMEN!, so he told TIM a very CRUMBLY story about Queen DAWN's daughter KATHLEEN. How her mother, the FUN! Queen DAWN, kept her locked away in a BUNGALLO protected by a gigantic MONKEY!, because KATHLEEN was so SOFT.

TIM FLEW. He vowed to LUMPY RICHARD the DESTROYER OF EVIL that he would save the SOFT KATHLEEN. He would EXPERIENCE the MONKEY!, and take KATHLEEN far away from her eveil mother, the FUN! Queen DAWN, and TROUNCE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHARP FART and LUMPY RICHARD the DESTROYER OF EVIL began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MONKEY! from his story. FUN! Queen DAWN BEGOT out from behind a COOKIE and struck TIM dead. In the far off BUNGALLO you could hear a *FLUSH*.

THE END.

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[Doot]

[Cobalt Katze]

*laughs his ass off at Sperrit's story, making people in the computer lab look oddly at him*

Time to make another one! It's really not that fair because we know the form so well, but it's fun!

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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young NERF HERDER named TRIST. He was STOOOPIDLY CHILLING in the EVIL forest when he met STOOPID RUDY, a run-away *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE* from the CRAZILY Queen MARCO.

TRIST could see that STOOPID RUDY was hungry so he reached into his EAR and give him his SHIBBY BLOOD-PACKETS. STOOPID RUDY was thankful for TRIST's BLOOD-PACKETS, so he told TRIST a very FLAPPY story about Queen MARCO's daughter BRIT. How her mother, the CRAZILY Queen MARCO, kept her locked away in a SOCK protected by a gigantic HELLA BIG BASKETBALL DEMON, because BRIT was so CHUNKY.

TRIST WAFFLED. He vowed to STOOPID RUDY the *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE* that he would save the CHUNKY BRIT. He would RIP the HELLA BIG BASKETBALL DEMON, and take BRIT far away from her eveil mother, the CRAZILY Queen MARCO, and DEVOUR her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SHINY TAX-DAY and STOOPID RUDY the *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE* began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HELLA BIG BASKETBALL DEMON from his story. CRAZILY Queen MARCO RAMPAGED out from behind a PINK STICKEY-NOTE and struck TRIST dead. In the far off SOCK you could hear a SHU-SHASHUU!!.

THE END.

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[Sperrit]

BWAA HAA HAA HAAAAA!

"Queen Marco"!!! BWA HA HA! "Daughter Britt!" HA HA HA HA!
Oh, man, anyone who has seen M-Pact or knows them will really get the best part of that story. Course, that probably means me and Cobi, but that is one DANG funny story.

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[Therin]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young EXFOLIATOR named BOB, THE DESTROYER. He was LIKE A BAR OF SOAP SHTIKING in the BLIND forest when he met THREE JASPER, HARBINGER OF MASKING TAPE, a run-away PERPETRATOR from the DEAD Queen SERRANA, DUCHESS OF DUCHY.

BOB, THE DESTROYER could see that THREE JASPER, HARBINGER OF MASKING TAPE was hungry so he reached into his DUMB and give him his GIRLISH LO MEIN, WITH REAL DOG MEAT. THREE JASPER, HARBINGER OF MASKING TAPE was thankful for BOB, THE DESTROYER's LO MEIN, WITH REAL DOG MEAT, so he told BOB, THE DESTROYER a very MANLY story about Queen SERRANA, DUCHESS OF DUCHY's daughter JENNITA, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODDESS OF STUFF. How her mother, the DEAD Queen SERRANA, DUCHESS OF DUCHY, kept her locked away in a ARCHITECTURAL CONSTRUCT protected by a gigantic LARGE, HAIRY THING, because JENNITA, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODDESS OF STUFF was so DEAF.

BOB, THE DESTROYER EXTEMPORIZED. He vowed to THREE JASPER, HARBINGER OF MASKING TAPE the PERPETRATOR that he would save the DEAF JENNITA, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODDESS OF STUFF. He would DIG the LARGE, HAIRY THING, and take JENNITA, GREAT AND POWERFUL GODDESS OF STUFF far away from her eveil mother, the DEAD Queen SERRANA, DUCHESS OF DUCHY, and SAY "WHEEE!" TO her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MEEKROB NATURAL DISASTER and THREE JASPER, HARBINGER OF MASKING TAPE the PERPETRATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LARGE, HAIRY THING from his story. DEAD Queen SERRANA, DUCHESS OF DUCHY RAN out from behind a PENCIL and struck BOB, THE DESTROYER dead. In the far off ARCHITECTURAL CONSTRUCT you could hear a SQUISH.

THE END.

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