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Azurel
The Bringer of Levels



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 10:15 pm    Post subject:

Ok this is my attempt at adding more comedy to PO.
Chinese Proverbs!!

ok, have to start off with a really funny one:

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk

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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 11:14 pm    Post subject:

Golf is also wrong: Man hit ball, man walk after and try to find ball, man hit ball.

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Therin
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2002 11:29 pm    Post subject:

My favorite: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.

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Sperrit
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:09 am    Post subject:

Here's one that I've always liked:
Man who go through airport turn style sideways going to Bangcok.

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Sperrit
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2002 4:32 am    Post subject:

Well, since my LAST proverb did so well (read: it was so terrible no one posted after it) I'm gonna put up another one! (read: Run for the hills!)

Man who sleep in cat house by day sleep in dog house by night.

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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String




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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2002 4:35 pm    Post subject:

If you wake up one morning, that you scratch your balls and find out there are four, watch out; the enemy is near.




If the river is red, it's better to take the muddy path.

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Sperrit
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2002 6:31 pm    Post subject:

*crouches*
The enemy is near....
Or was that the muddy path?
I dinnae know!

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