PO quote file!

[Sketch]

we all know the funny, or silly things that come up in our conversations with other people ^^ .... so i thought other people might find it fun too ^^ and i didnt know if there was a place to put them sooo you can post them here iif you like ^_^+2 soo i'll start off with what i can remember.. ^^
^^ these arent the best but i'm sure some will come up later ^^

Sketch: "True friends stab you in the front" Oscar Wilde
Antinua: True friends shoot you so you don't feel anything
Sketch:why'd you say that ^^
Antinua: 'cause you said "True friends stab you in the front" and I say True friends shoot you
Sketch: theres not much differnce..
Antinua: Knives hurt a lot more than guns, depending on where you hit them at, knife wounds are generally more painful
Sketch: this is true..

Shino: guess what I have
Sketch: what?
Shino: a bowl
Sketch: you have a bowl....
Shino: filled with...
Sketch: filled with?
Shino: 88oz of chocolate!
Sketch: ...you have a bowl.. OMG! MINE!!
(skys reaction)
Sky: 88oz of chocolate! YAAAY! *bounces*
(shandriz reaction)
Shandriz: I love you


Azurel: .. well if it helps you can pretend I’m a girl ^_^
Sketch : Haha ^^ no need
Azurel: Hey ! whats that suppose to mean!
Sketch : I don’t know.. what do you think It means? ;p
Azurel: I think It means your calling me feminine..*puts hands on hips*
Sketch: hehe Hey! you said it not me! ^_^


Sketch : how are ya ?
Blackmage: agervated with this stupid bolt at the moment
Sketch: bolt?
Blackmage: for a head I’m taking apart something to sale it
Sketch: oO
Sketch: please tell me you didn’t kill some one and steal their head so you could sale it on Ebay…
Blackmage:LOL
Blackmange: . it’s the head of a car..
Sketch:….oh… I think I’ve had way to much sugar today..


Sketch: Guess what!?
TherinTelemon II: *guess* You stole Azzy's pants.
Sketch: ...*falls over* ..no..
TherinTelemon II: ^_^

Therin: so.. are you going coming to the holiday party?
Sketch: I don’t know. I’ll have to ask my parents.
Therin: ok.. oh are you coming to the movie tonight?
Azzy: what movie?
Sketch: oh polar express?
Therin: yeah
Sketch : I don’t know I’ll have to ask my parents.
Thein: what are you parents SS agents? (Secret service)
AZZy : therin do you actually think shed know if her parents were SS agents?
Therin: she might. >.> that would be so awesome!
Sketch: whys that?
Therin: cause then you could be all “I could tell you .. but then I’d have to kill you” and mean it!
Sketch: heh
Azzy: ignore him he’s just in is own little world now.
Therin: shut up.
Azzy: therin realistically .. kids who’s parents are SS agents wouldn’t know about it.
Therin: they could…
Sketch: actually that all depends. On it the children were living with their parents. If they were living with a relative .. their just told their parents do some kind of business that’s like really boring.
Therin:…I love you.*hugs*
Sketch :.oO what?
Theirn: you make my little fantasy seem so real.
Azzy:.. you know that can be take very pervertedly if she wanted to.
Therin: Wait! I didn’t mean it that way!
Sketch: *shakes head* hehe its alright I know what you meant .
Therin:…so .. are your parents SS agents?
Sketch: I wouldn’t be authorized to reveal that information if they were now would I?
Theirn: yeah I guess not.
Azzy: Wait …..They aren’t are they?
Sketch: ….i’m sorry I’m not authorized to reveal that information at this time.
Therin:…..
Azzy : …..

*DDR night*
Shino: *looks over at me and Antinua sitting by the coffee table making a castle with candybars* what are you doing?
Antinua : making a castle! *holds up canybar*
Shino: oO
Sketch: yep! our chocolate castle! ^_^ *it got eaten by the end of the night*

*at the holiday party.*
*Godwyn, Antinua, K chan, me kuki standing around in shinos kitchen*
Bekuki: try one of my Bekukie's! they look really weird but they taste good! ^_^ *everyone looks down at burnt cookies*
Anuinua: ^^ i'll try anything once ! *everyone gets a cookie*
....*everyone stares at their cookie.. then each other as if saying 'if this tates bad we are going to lie through our teeth...or choke...'.... almost in unision everyone munches* (this happpened! i promise!)
Godwyn:*suprised a bit* hey these are pretty good! ^_^ *everyones happly eatting cookies*
Bekuki: Yep! told ya! .. they taste good even if i forgot the egg!
*everyone nearly choked from laughting so hard*

[RivaOni]

man, these sorts of things make living so far away from everyone suck all the more, put a smile on my face though

[Azurel]

Oh no, Riva, I live far away from them too ^_^ these quotes are from online between me and everyone except therin.

Me: Oh oh oh
Me: I have something to tell you
Me: shit (this one...)
K Chan: -gaps- You actually remembered something, I'm so proud (this one...)
Me: ...what was it (and this one all pretty much got IMed within a second)
K Chan: ...lmao

-Me and Therin standing idly around the kitchen (I think we were cooking >.>)-
Me: ...
Therin: ...
-kitty walks up to my feet-
Me: -points- Tigger, attack!
Therin: ...
-nothing happens-
Me: -looks down, glaring as I talk- I hate you
-kitty starts purring, now rubbing all over my legs-

[Shandriz]

Hahaha. I can't believe you thought Tiggy might actually attack. Such a love bug ^_^ *cuddles teh kitty*

[Venus]

>_> Shandriz, should we tell them about teh pixi stix and mt dew accident convo? ^_^

[Shandriz]

*CRIES VERY LOUDLY* It was an accident, I swear!

..but, yeah. I'll go ahead and recount it, because it was awfully funny. This is all paraphrased. I can't remember any of the exact words.

Venus: *driving along, talking with Musashi*
Shandriz: *sitting in passenger seat high off Pixi Stix and talking to Therin on the phone* You know, me'n the PMS girls put Pixi Stix in orange soda and it tasted really good...
Venus: Well, I have Mountain Dew...
Shandriz: I'll try that with a purple pixi stix, because it is purple!
Venus: Okay...!
Shandriz: *pours Pixi Stix in Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew explodes all over Shandriz' lap* AHHHHH OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
Therin: What???!! What's going on?
Shandriz: OMFG!!!!
Venus: *dying of laughter while attempting to explain to Musashi*
Shandriz: MY PANTS ARE ALL WET AND STICKY AND COVERED IN MOUNTAIN DEW AND PIXI STIX!!!
Therin: *dying of laughter now that he is no longer concerned*
Shandriz: OMGOMGOMG
Venus: ...want me to pull over so you can change?
Therin: I just told EVERY PO ONLINE about this, and they all think it's really funny. Especially Shino.
Shandriz: THOSE BASTARDS! CALL THEM AND LET ME YELL AT THEM FOR LAUGHING AT ME! ESPECIALLY SHINO.
Venus: *still laughing, pulls in at gas station so Shandriz can change* Okay, okay. Musashi, just a minute *calls Shino*
Shandriz: OMG STICKY! *fortunately has packed -lots- of clothes for stay in Maryland, and changes into really smexy side-lace pants* Okay, I am good to go. Even if my panties are still soaked w/ Pixi Stix and Mountain Dew and so is my...*is handed the phone by Venus and told it is Shino* OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN FOR LAUGHING AT ME.
Shino: *laughs more*

[Venus]

that had to be the singlehandedly most I have ever laughed...I swear it...then after they were all talking to shandriz and laughing about it...someone asked her about...butt biting was it? lol I dont really remember...all I know is we were in south carolina...and got lost and got back on track...^_^ but it was hilarious!!

[Shandriz]

OH Yeah! I forgot about that.

See, it was like this:

Therin: So, if I bite you, you'll taste like Pixi Stix and Mountain Dew?
Shandriz: ...only if you bite my -ass-.

[Venus]

xD omg we forgot one! We were at Azzy's house...and they had just ordered pizza. Well, we decided..well if its gonna do it on mt dew, we will do it on something less carbonated.

Shandriz: Ooooh Pixi Stix!!
Venus: Do you WANT to relive the trip?
Shandriz: Yeah! but the best part of this one is, if it explodes, it doesnt go on my clothes, it goes on Azzy's floor!
Azzy: o.o;;
Therin: *laughing*
Venus-Well, let me do it first! *pours pixi stick in diet sierra mist....nothing*
Shandriz-Now me...*pours pixi stick in drink....boom!*
Venus- Shan, I think its just you
Shan: Yeah yeah yeah, everythings just me...

[Shino]

haha you guys are funny.

Of course the best one would be the one between Venus, 'Sashi and me where we actually convinced Venus that Atlanta was not part of the state of GA.

That it was a District like DC.

I wish I had that saved!