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Andsectoid Router Monkey of DOOM!!!

Gender:  Joined: 18 Sep 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:40 am Post subject: colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills thousands. |
I thought this stuff was not very deadly but it recently killed 10,000 people in Asia.
What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Facts
Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the Greenhouse Effect.
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Alerts
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
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Shino Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time

Age: 49 Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:45 am Post subject: |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT DHMO!
OH THIS IS HORRIBLE!
WHAT EVER WILL WE DO!
We must go somewhere where there is no DHMO. It looks like it's time to make a settlement on the moon.
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Andsectoid Router Monkey of DOOM!!!

Gender:  Joined: 18 Sep 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:48 am Post subject: |
We would just bring it with us.
As humans we are part of the DHMO problem. |
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Shino Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time

Age: 49 Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Hoth Guitarist

Gender:  Joined: 10 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:16 am Post subject: |
It's horrible. I lost my pal, Skippy the Squirrel to it.
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Shammy New Age King

Age: 37 Gender:  Joined: 29 Sep 2004 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:27 am Post subject: |
Wow. Thats pretty creepy. Creepy creepy creepy. =/ So basically, if you have too much of it, it will kill you. But if you are used to it and then try to leave it because you dont want to die... you will die.
Yeah. That sucks. |
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Ultrawolf Mr. Roarke

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jul 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:32 pm Post subject: |
Shammy wrote: | Wow. Thats pretty creepy. Creepy creepy creepy. =/ So basically, if you have too much of it, it will kill you. But if you are used to it and then try to leave it because you dont want to die... you will die.
Yeah. That sucks. |
Sounds like a lose-lose situation to me
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BWS-1 Otaku Lord

Gender:  Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:36 pm Post subject: |
Andsectoid wrote: | We would just bring it with us.
As humans we are part of the DHMO problem. |
Shino wrote: | oh crap... that's right. Humans are actually partially made up of DHMO!
SHIT. WE'RE DOOMED! |
Hmmm ... so all the bad guys wanting to annihilate Mankind are now the good guys? lol
Yup. It truely is the begining of the end.
WE'RE DOOMED! |
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Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
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Daijaga Chosen of Luck

Gender:  Joined: 17 Dec 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:24 pm Post subject: |
Sounds like crack, only with out that pleaseant, cracky feeling.
Only serious, DHMO is hardcore kick your ass. Everyone would do good to clikc the banner and arm your self with kn0wl3dg3z! Especially those with young onez like me. |
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