PO Addiciton Symptoms and treatments.

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Pocket Otaku addiction is a serious new condition that is slowly taking over the globe. Look for these warning symptoms.

You know your addicted to PO when…
1. Every time you’re online at lest one window is PO related…
2.Whle reading the newspaper You have to do a double take while looking in the Dear Abby column …cause for a minute there there you could have swam you saw Dear Doot.
3 You make your own PO plushy..(I am going to do this eventfully! ^_^)
4. You sleep with your PO plushy..( *Thwack* Not like that you perverts!)
5. You know every Code Atom song by heart. even when Shadokastur dosent..
6. You own every Code Atom CD.
7. You sing along at the Code Atom concerts. ^_^
8. While listening to your Code Atom CD…and someone asks “ is that the new BackSteet boys song?!” you go postal…. “NO! Code Atom can kick the Back Street boys $%$#!”
9. You try to find the recipe for Bekookies.
10 When asked to lead the prayer out loud at church you accidentally say Mod instead of God.
11. Your preacher has a talk with you afterward.
12.you ask shino for tech support weather it’s po related or not.
13.Your parents say you have no social life cause your on the po site so much.
14. When you go shopping you look for a 5foot bottle of shampoo.
15. You dress up as a ninja for Halloween. Cause you want to be like Miss Doot.
16. You actually want to become a ninja.
17 You are a ninja…
18.You are terrified of humans… even children.. .. you run and hide form them ..
19. While walking home one night you had to do a double take ..cause for a minuet there your shadow looked like a wolf.
20. Random Glomping doesn’t startle you anymore…
21. You actually try to spontanulsly explode like Toby..(Please don’t try this at home kiddies.. one …it hurts.. and two … burnt hair smells bad. . NO I didn’t try it!)
22.You move to GA.. Just because it’s the PO capital of the world...
23. You dream your in Minitopia..
24. You actually believe your in Minitopia..
25. When ordering a drink at the bar you ask for “Evil Mutton”
26. The time you computer was fried by lightning you were hospitalized for PO withdrawal.
27.You make a shino costume… complete with glowing swords..
28. When someone comments that your swords look like light sabers you imminently go on the defensive. “They’re NOT light sabers! They are EMBEDDED WITH FIRE!”
29. You begin to ware Hawaiian shirts every day cause you want to be just like Spirrit.
30. You try to talk to animals.. just like spirit.
31. you move to Texas cause you want to be a PO cowboy.

There is only one known treatment to someone suffering from this addiction.. Which is to join or log on to po… if the treatment is not carried out with in 48 hours…the afflicted person has been know to have random fits of loneliness, crying, and temporary insanity ..
If the afflicted person can not get to a computer with in 48 hours PixiStix have been known to prolong their time by a few hours. More… symptoms and treatments will be listed as they are discovered.. As of now there is no cure for PO addiction….
If anyone has experanced or knows of any unlisted symptoms please post them here ..

[Sperrit]

[Therin]

1. Every time you’re online at lest one window is PO related…

I rarely ever have a window open that's not PO related <_<

[Terin]

When all of your friends know waht PO is, whether they want to or not.
When you're so obsessed with PO that you get your ol pappy to join.
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[Shino]

You start trying to make words with PO in front of it.

*see badge below... PO-roudly*

You use your PO sig on every other forum you visit, even the serious ones!

[Bekuki]

1. When you dress like your PO...every day.
2. When you start thinking I'm "normal".
3. When you don't find it surprsing that I have a pair of flecthees in my closet.
4. When you look everywhere for PO-kie.
5. When you actully make PO-kie.
6. When you change your name to your PO's name.
7. When you dream of POs.
8. When you dream of Viper killing his parents by gouging out their eyeballs.
9. When you start to worship Mod, or anthor free-floating god.
10. When you start looking around my room for Pandora's Box.
11. When you relizie I actully have it.
12. When you try to make a ray gun to turn yourself into your PO.
13. When you start looking for BeKookie mix.
14. Whenever you wacth Excel Saga half expecting the star to be Excel Zero.
15. When you name your children after POs.
16. When you start to think Iguana actully exists.
17. When you try to tickle Musashi at every opening.
18. When you start getting used to me cussing in Demonic German.
19. When you lose your mind and start seeing little POs running around your head.

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[Aradia]

1. You begin referring to your husband as Dai instead of Jace...all the friggin time...even to his face.
2. You begin to tell more stories about POers than your own family. Actually, your co-workers wonder if you even still have an irl family.

[Therin]

1. When you don't have an IRL family.
2. When you don't have IRL friends.
3. When you start giving Shino's PO Spiel. At work.

[Daijaga]