The Running Saga - Today, we go nuts!

[Shurikane]

"Pass me the beer, will you?"

"We're all out... All that's left is some non-alcoholic Hecks."

"BLEAH!!"

A huge scream came from the computer room.

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Shurikane stood up and raised a finger heavenwards.

"Nacht is in danger! To the Shuricompuroom!!!"

"..."

"What?"

Shino coughed. "I think you're a little too high on the beer today."

"Screw it! Let's just, like, go!"

The two arrived to find their resident mistress of darkness going nuts in front of her computer.

"OOOOOOHHHH MY GAAAWWWWDDD! Ohmigod-ohmigod-ohmigod-ohmigod-ohmigod-ohmiGAAAWWD!"

Shuri slapped the back of Nacht's head.

"Umm, yo. What's the prob?"

Nacht took in a deep breath, then screamed the ultimate announcement of hyper ultimate doom:

"THE INTERNET IS DEAD!!!"

Shino raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah right."

"NO! REALLY! LOOK AT THIS!"

*click... click... click...*

Shuri peered at the screen. "Oh, says something here... Uhh... The server you have reached is unavailable, blah-blah-blah, DNS error, cannot find server, yadda-yadda, yo quiero Taco Bell, blah-blah-blah, file not found, entry unavailable, yaddah, your comp is a dumbass, call Microsoft, blah-blah-BLAH..."

She scratched her head.

"So, what's the diagnostic?" Nacht asked. Shuri took on a professional tone.

"The inter-- I mean... THE INTERNET IS DEAD!!!"

Both fell into each other's arms, crying. In the meantime, Shino was showing off the hugest sweatdrop of his life.

Starts off pretty well, and we only have three characters on the set so far!!

"'Sup guys!"

Actually, make that six.

"Hey, author!"

Y-ello guys, make yerselves at home.

As the three newcomers were sitting down and opening a new box of beer, Shuri and Nacht came out of the computer room.

"SUPER-DUPER-ULTIMATE-MEGA-D00D EMERGENCY!!! We gotta save the internet!!!" The green-haired one screamed.

"Lost cause." Andri muttered. "Let's sit over a beer and talk about it."

"Yeah!" Demonic exclaimed. "Besides, I'm evil; I can't help you guys on this one. Hey Akira, waddya say?"

"Beer." Declared the youngin. Andri took the box away.

"Nevermind that, you are too young... Well, let me rephrase that. You are too young to have a beer after swallowing down four bottles of vodka and a gin tonic. Enough is enough, kiddo, you don't wanna get drunk."

"Umm, Andri..." Nacht said. "While you were speaking, Akira went off, missed the door to the bathroom, and smashed his head in the wall."

Andri's face: -.-;

"Okay!" Shuri clapped her hands. "Let's go ahead and find out who the hell killed the internet!! Who's with me?"

"Aye!" Everyone exclaimed.

"Shino?..." Shuri looked around. "Where the hell are you, you no-good imitation of simili-samurai... COME HERE OR I PROMISE YOU A BONDAGE SCENE ON THE WATER HEATER!!"

And this is how Shino managed to beat the running speed record just coming into the dining room.

Nacht grinned. "Woo! Great, the RS team is already ganged up. Let's hop into the truck and do some good!"

[Nacht]

They all pile into the chicken truck.

"Wait!" Shino yells. "This truck doesn't work, what are we thinking?!"

Ain falls over the edge of the truck in a drunken stupor. "Chicken, beer, monkey, doodoo.." he mumbles.

"To the SpaceShip!" Nacht cries. "And someone grab Ain on the way!"

Akira runs through the garage door, busting a large hole in it. "This way you guys!"

"Geez Akira, do you have to break everything?!" Demonic rolls his eyes.

Everyone trots through the hole into the garage. Shuri pulls on the mounted catfish's tail which opens the secret door leading to the SpaceShip Room. They all run down the tunnel, except for Shino who is dragging Ain by his feet.

"Oh no! The lock only opens to Ain's voice saying the password!!" Yells Nacht.

Shino finally makes it to the door with Ain in tow. Shuri slaps Ain in the face. "Ain! Dammit! Wake up!"

"mmmmm, bubbles, buttercup..." he slobbers.

Shino takes his icebleade and puts it on Ain's bare chest.

"WOOOOOO!!!!!!" Ain screams. "What the hell..."
"Say the code!!" everyone yells in unison.

"Geez, all ya had ta do was ask!" He breathes heavily.
"Youknowhowlikeacow" he mutters.

The door remains closed.

"YOU KNOW HOW LIKE A COW!!!!!" He screams, his face purple with rage.

"No. Need. To. Shout." The door chimes monotonously. The door slides open soundlessly.

They all enter the SpaceShip Room. Sitting on the running board of the SpaceShip is a crying female ghost with long white hair and a grimacing face.

"Hey!" shouts Demonic. "Get off of there and quit your crying! We need our Ship to fix the internet!"

The ghost cries louder; now it is wailing earshatteringly. Everyone covers their ears and winces.

"I know how to take care of this!" says Ain as he stomps over. "After all, banshees are just next door to me in Ireland"
He turns to the Banshee. "You! Banshee!" He plays a tune on his bagpipe, and the Banshee quiets. "What is all this about then?"

The Banshee can hardly speak for she is hiccuping continuously from crying so much. "I *hic* just wanted *hic* some Krystals *hic*. If you *hic* get them for me *hic* I will go haunt *hic*another SpaceShip. *hic* Preferably in the nicer quadrants. *hic*"

"Krystals?" Akira scoffs "Why would we waste time on Krystals? We have to save the internet! What?!" That last to his RS teammates.

Everyone else began shushing him as soon as he spoke, for they knew what was coming next.

"KRRRYYYYYYYYSSTAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" The Banshee begins wailing again, even louder this time.

[Shino]

Hearing the other yell Krystal's wakes Shino's inner hunger for lardy junk food.

"Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrysssssssssssssssssstalllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!" he yells as he jumps into the pilot seat an takes off.

He pulls to the "fly through" at the nearest Krystal.

"Can I get 5 Spicy Chiks some fries and a Coke" hey yells to the speaker.

"That was 5 Hot chicks?" says the Fly through worker.

"No no no no, we got some of them on board already" Says Shino as he looks back at Shuri and Nacht. "hey what do you guys what?"

Nacht comes up and leans over Shino to tell her order, "Can I get a salad?"

Everyone on board looks at her... "A SALAD"

"I have to stay cute!" she says to them.

Everyone on board and agrees. Just as Shuri was coming up to place her order...

"I'm sorry, but our internet is down, we cannot serve you at this time."

All together everyone on the ship yells... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Shino flies the ship up to the window and points one of the turrents at the Fly thru rep.

"You will give us Krystals!!!"

[Minosheep]

Demonic runs up...

"NO!!!!! No need to blast them! I have a better idea!"

Two flying sheep issue forth from the back of the ship. They run in all ninja-like and kick the crap out of the Krystal workers. They run back out with 5 Spicy Chiks and a salad and a coke. They take a bow.

"Baa! Hoi!"

Demonic grins, and the sheep go away into their little stable area of the ship.

"Thank you, come again," says one of the dazed workers. She passes out.

"ONWARD!" Demonic yells, and the ship blasts off back towards HQ.

The others roll their eyes. Apparently, Demonic's cockiness is nothing new to them.

[Akira]

As the ship is begining to slowly move away from the krystals the banshee wails she wants more. WTF!!!!!akira picks up the banshee and chucks it through a wall and into the krystal.ha!
akira sticks his head out the window as a rock hits him in the face!OWWWW....he sticks his head abck in and snaps fingers as wordrobe changes into a star trek out fit. ok now where is that bloody internet? akira starts typing on a computer and then the spaceship starts to shake. o god we have a flat, akira ties a rope to himself and jumps out the window. god the tire is flat. looks at tire thats not even used taped to the back of the ship...we dont even use tires! HOW CAN IT BE FLAT!? akira climbs back in the ship with a monkey in a cage.i found this bugger in the exhaust. sits down and makes a snowcone and changes uniform back to a simple wife-beater and blue jeans, ah thats better, spandex was getting annoying. anyways onwards to microsoft! BILL GATES....HERE WE COME!!!!!!!kicks the ship into over drive and flies back through the ship from the speed and hits a wall. ok well be there in no time!! akira says with his lips and jaw swinging from the wind comin around hitting his head. ok....now whos gonna stop this?!

[Minosheep]

The ship blasts off, slamming into the side of an adjacent building. The ship is crumpled up, and sinks to the ground feebly. Aindriahhn falls out first, and the others fall on top of him.

"Beer... need... will die without..." Aindriahhn drunkenly mumbles. "Turkey cheese bread... good sammich."

Demonic lifts himself from the pile of people. Shurikane follows, then comes Nacht, Akira, and finally Shino.

"Well, thanks, Akira!" an angry Nacht spits. "How are we supposed to save the internet now?!"

Demonic grumbles from where he's sitting, recovering. "My sheep were on that ship... my poor sheep... I told you lettin' that little kid on the ship was a bad idea, but did you listen? NoOoOo... had to let him drive it, didn't ya?"

He trails off. Shino looks around, rubbing his helmet as though it's been hurt. "There's always the truck!"

Nacht stares blankly. "YOU'RE the one who informed us that the chicken truck doesn't work!"

Demonic stands. "There's only one solution! We must... FIX IT!"

The RS team walks to the hardware store next door. Shino steps to the clerk at the register.

"Say, do you have any parts to a car?"

The clerk nods. "Yes. But first, you must complete for me three tasks!"

Shino nods his agreement. "Need laundry taken out? Fish fed? What is it?"

The clerk smiles. "No, no, nothing like that. You bring me head of big dragon! Then you hear other tasks! The fate of your team was sealed when you agreed!"

Demonic smiles. "A dragon, eh? Shouldn't be too tough..."

[Akira]

ok lets go!

-akira flies out the door yelling sorry musashi-

sorry musashi but i must do this...akira pulls out sword and throws it like a boomerang hitting the dragon in the neck and bouncing off. ok!

-akira jumps onto the dragon and digging his hands under the scales breaking the dragons neck making it fall. Bitch...akira pulls out sword and sticks it under the scales decapitating the dragons head-

-walks back to the store and passes others as they stare with disgust at the bloody dragons head-

akira walks in and throws it in a corner, now what?

Now you must go out and find me a banana with 3 eyes and a old wind up rolex around its waist thats covered in smokey petes hot sauce with a poodles hair dew and a long nail like a raptor.
:jawdrop:
akira pulls out sword as the rest of the team tackles him down.

No...Akira dont...kill her..

akira puts his sword away and curses as he writes down what she said and walks out the door mumbling where the fudguck are we gonna find one of those damn things?

[Nacht]

Akira actually missed the door AGAIN and hit his head so hard that he blacked out and mumbled the whole episode.

Demonic rolls his eyes at Akira "Sheeeesh!"

Shino walks over to the register. "How YOU doooin'..."

She stares into his eyes and makes a weak sound. "meep"

"Couldn't you give us the parts without all the missions?" he drawls sweetly. "Please." He smiles into her eyes.

"A..W...b...k.." She foams as she stumbles to the back and gets the parts.


"Shino," Nacht smiles. "You ARE the charmer."

"How YOU dooin..." He starts saying to Nacht.

Shuri stomps on his foot. "What the hell is the matter with you?!"

"W. I. But Shuri...." He stammers.

"Can it! And bring those parts outside!" She waves her hand.

[Akira]

Akira wakes up holding a half-eaten banana and a bottle of tabasco sauce.whoa...what happened? he sees shino walk out with the parts. oh yea i slayed a dragon and stepped on a banana and went off niagra falls in a barrel naked, and where am i? akira looks down and sees his sword out and a squirel laying on the ground dead. NOOOOO!!!!! i...didnt...kill that did i? akira lays down on the ground petting the roadkill crying. im so sorry...we must have run over him when someone made us crash -everyone looks at akira- what!? i didnt make us crash..i just tried to get us to bill gates faster. -bill gates walks out of the local starbucks- bill! bill! we need your hel..-a truck comes by and hits bill gates- help....well there went our last chances of saving the internet, demonic walks over to him and pulls his wallet out and looks at it. this isnt bill gates...this is gates bill....sheesh! -akira walks over to him and kicks him- wake up! he snorts and gets up laughing...AH...YES...IT WORKED! my rubber run-overable suit worked! everyonbe stares at gates bill in disbelief. ok ...back to repairing the ship...akira walks over and looks as shino turns the last bolt with a wrench. ok ill go inside and turn this baby on...-everyone dives on akira and ties/tapes him up and throws him in a chair in the corner of the ship- yall...let me go! no! everyone yells...akira sits there as the ship raises into the air and flies off again. lets stop by krystal again...???SHUTUP! everyone yells. fine...fine.

[Shurikane]

*KER-KLUNK!*

"My kingdom for a Jeep Liberty..." Shuri mutters to herself as she gets the jumper cables ready. "Hey, Akira! Come over here will ya? Take those cables metal ends first and hold them for me."

"Sure, but what fo-- AUGH!!!"

*KER-KLUNK, KER-KLUNK, CHOOGA-CHOOGA-CHOOGA... Vrooooooooommm...*

Shuri takes the jumper cables away from Akira and slams the hood down.

"I could've used some other teammate's superpower but I chose you because you don't seem to know what the Enter key is for."

"Ze what?!"

"Nevermind actually... Comb your hair and get in."

The ship finally sets off in the afternoon blaring out the music of Frank Sinatra.

"Frank Sinatra?! WTF?!" Shuri yells as she switches to MIX 99.9

"Freakin' Canadian crap..." Shino says as he switches over to Pure Country 666.6

"Okay, Shino, you're being a pest." Nacht snaps. "Here's a Rubix cube. Fix the bugs."

Shino's brain gets fried as the RS team drives off to find a new solution.