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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 4:51 pm    Post subject:

[RANT]
So I got my W-2 from work today. I decided to do some math to figure out what the percentage of money they took out of my salery was.

Man they really need to give the middle class a break and start taxing the Rich fuckers out there.

Between Federal and state tax, and Social security and medicare, I lose 34% of my salery.

34 FUCKING %

That is rediculous. I better be getting a shitload back from these fuckers.
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 4:57 pm    Post subject:

:unclesam: : I need your help!
Ninja : Well I guess you could tax my wages.
:unclesam: : Oh... I couldn't, I mean, you work so hard for it.
Ninja : No it's ok, I'm sure I don't need ALL...
:unclesam: : (punches ninja doot) OK THANKS SUCKAH! (runs off)


a couple days later...

Ninja : I would like to buy some goods from your establishment.
Borg : That'll be $5.25 please.
Ninja : But the sticker says $4.99?
Borg : (punches ninja doot) WE GOT CHARGED TAX NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT BACK EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE WAGES HAVE BEEN TAXED! RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Thus concludes this special Tax Season episode of Doot's Smiley Theater.

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Akira
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:02 pm    Post subject:

shi...that sucks monkey ass dude... if i had that done to me...(dont get no ideas) but i would take a fuc*ing ak-47 put it to perdues, or whoever runs the friggin taxes and threaten that if he doesnt give me my money back...ill blow his fuc*ing brain to pieces. then as he gives the money back...id blow the 32 teeth in his head into his brain anyways just for fuc*in wit my salary...america these days...

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Saleb Duvat
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:11 pm    Post subject:

I might be okay with it if we at least had universal health care coverage like most civilized countries.... bastards!

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Minosheep
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:46 pm    Post subject:

SOCIALISM! WHEE!

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Reverend
I kin


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:05 am    Post subject:

Angel Demon

I've already voiced my opinions on our lovely government's direction in another thread, but I can tell you it was less than glowing. I've also realized that I do believe in a lot of ideas that have been constituted as Republican.
-Smaller government
-Tax cuts for the working classes
-Privatization
-Greater control to states
The problem is though, that the GOP party does not actually really want those. Oh sure, it'll claim to be for a smaller government, but then wants to also be the moral police of the country. Newsflash people, if you really want a smaller government, then don't decide to tell people what it is they can and cannot do in their private bedrooms.

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Senkir
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:19 am    Post subject:

we don't have a sales tax here in Oregon, but we sure pay for it other ways.


Schools are really going down the tubes though. u_u

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Katana
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:01 am    Post subject:

This is another one of those times I'm glad I'm only 13. I could rant, however, for hours on how goverment-funded schools are a dictatorship where you sell your soul to them for 13 years upon entering kindergarden. You have no choices, no rights, and you're pretty ok with this until about sixth, seventh, or eighth grade...But, I'm gonna stop right there with that, as not to get too off-topic. (I'm about to go to one of these horrid schools, shouldn't get myself worked up.) But, the government has this bad, bad, tendency to contridict itself. Supposedly, it's to protect the people, not "rule" them. Well guess what it's doing, ne? No matter your age, you feel the harsh unfair treatment of our government. Old, young, inbetween. Either it's taxes, or it's social security, or it's schools. Politics is all a popularity contest these days...they try to change the laws to benefit them (they and them being the presiden, congress, the senate... ect ect) and not the middle or lower classes. Feh. Now, if we could all have a say, I'm sure it'd be much diffrent, but no, we elect rich idiots. Now, they say anyone can run, but....The election campaigns cost so much that it keeps most people from running, or at the least, from winning.

This concludes my seemingly over-mature rant....*storms off to school mumbling the words to 'Another Brick In the Wall'* ...we don't need no education...

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Shurikane
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:15 am    Post subject:

Watch out. In 2004 they will put an admisnistration tax on taxes (I mean, gotta calculate those taxes) and then put an administration-administration tax to pay for the administration that manages the administration tax.

AKA, in 2004, you'll owe the government 109% of your wage.

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GAAZ
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 10:15 am    Post subject:

Whenever ya have a problem with the government I always say just blame it on Bill Clinton...hehehe

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