Archived News - The monkeys stole my brains and the penguins

[Ultrawolf]

10/6/2005 - 10:23
Gaaz

A wise man once told me that, “With great power comes great responsibility.” Soon after this I decided instead of using my power for good to stop a thief I ignored them because it, “Wasn’t my problem.” Later that thief stole that wise mans car and killed him in the process. From that day on every decision I made was weighed with those words. Wait, that wasn’t me. It seems the admins have bestowed upon me the power to invade this space you see here and deposit my own nuggets of wisdom or display an ineptness that can only be displayed when there’s no sounding board to bounce it off of. Shame on them for giving this unwashed mass ultimate power over the lexicon and breeding a new wordsmith. For now though I’d just like to say thanks to the people who made AWA a good time. Though you all distracted me from viewing ANY anime I still appreciate your candor and wit. Anywho, welcome all new and nubile PO’s to the wonderful world of Miniopia. As head comic writer dealy guy I hope to one day bless your eyes with my styled nuances and dry wit. As a high priest of Mod I hope to edit your posts and move your threads. Woo!