Petting Zoo! - Sperrit's Fuzzy Animals!

[Sperrit]

Sperrit walks into a large green feild. He looks at the feild critically for a moment and then walks into the forest. He comes back out loaded with lumber and starts to work. Days pass where all Sperrit does is work, and after many days he stands back to look at his creation. He smiles and puts up a sign:

Sperrit's Zoo!
Come and see the wonderful creatures of the World!
Features a petting zoo and a zoo for magical creatures!
Free Admission. Donations accepteed.

Sperrit smiles. "Come one come all! I can show you any animal you want to see!"

[Akira]

akira walks down the the dirt road munching away on a snowcone. he looks over to see the sign petting zoo and he mutters something about bonfires, and jack daniels. he walks down to talk to sperrit. hey sperrit, your actually gonna do this? i mean that night at the smithy when you said you were, you had, had a few beers and stuff but i didnt think you would actually go through with it...well its pretty cool i guess. you say any animal? well if i um...say i want to pet...um...a 50 foot serpent? could you do that? cuz i like serpents and um...you said any animal. akira slips sperrit 30 mesatakus. theres a donation for ya. akira sits on the bench and pulls out a harmonic.

[Sakura]

Sakura skips along, coming out of the pub, th throw away some boxes. She notices the sign and drops the boxes, staring with great delight, "WHEEEE!!!" She runs as fast as she can up to Sperrit. "AMINALS! AMINALS!!" She hops around some more, "I wanna see a tiger!! WHEE!!"

[Akira]

Akira: -points at sakura- is that the serpent?
Sperrit: nope hes not here yet.
Sakura: tiger tiger tiger
Akira: it looks like a serpent...
Sperrit: nope thats sakura
Sakura: tiger tiger tiger
Akira: okay whatever you say.

akira walks by the hopping tiger loving serpent sakura thingy and sits back down on the bench pulling out a video camera. he puts in a tree so that the whole peting zoo is vosoble. if this "sakura" thingy goes on rampage...i can sell it for millions! when bad animals attack and steal your pocky...


(lol im j/k bout all that but it made a good plot)

[Saleb Duvat]

"Is it an EVIL petting zoo?" :O

[Tobias]

Tobias walks over to the petting zoo, and goes to sperrit

"Can i pet a jacalope?"

[Aindriahhn]

"I wanna see a Katanablendermowerbeast! They are so soft and fuzzy!"

[Sperrit]

Sperrit smiles.
"Okay! Follow me!"
He leads Akira to the snake house and releases a 50 foot serpent into the Interactive Pen. He gestures to Akira. "Knock yourself out, buddy. Just... be careful he doesn't bite you... or eat you. He likes to do that."
He leads Sakura into the large feline house. He brings a tiger into the Interactive Pen. He smiles at Sakura. "Here you go. Her name is Jasmine. She's really friendly. Go ahead and pet her."
Leads Aindriahhn and Tobias to the Mystical And Exotic Creatures House. He brings Tobias to one pen, where there are a few jackalopes running around. "Jump right in. They're very friendly. Just keep in mind that their antlers are very sharp. Be careful." He brings Aindriahhn to another pen. "This is where we keep the Katanablendermowerbeast. Don't excite him too much, he's just getting over a cold. Other than that, have fun!"
He turns to Saleb. "No, it's not an EVIL petting zoo, but I could show you the Dangerous Mystical Creatures House. It has some evil creatures, if you want."

[Saleb Duvat]

I would settle for sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their foreheads.... :p

[Sperrit]

Sperrit scratches his head.
"Um... okay. They would be in the Technologically Enhanced or otherwise Altered Animals House. This way."
Sperrit leads Saleb into a maximum security seawater tank where there are a few sharks with lazer beams attached to their heads swimming around. He points off camera.
"There's a changing room over there if you want to change into a swim suit and trying swimming with them, but I must admit that they're pretty onery."