"Dear Doot" - >advice columns beware!<

Sciler · Mistress Age: 45 Gender: Joined: 15 Sep 2002

Explain it sort of like you did above. Explain you dont have a set religion, but instead oyu have a set of beliefs that work for you, that lead you to be a good person, and its a collection of beliefs from many religions. You dont limit yourself because people tell you to, you believe what you want, and its what makes you happy.

Al the DLOE · Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

Dear Doot,
I was wondering if you could help me with an issue i have. I keep building doom-bots and making giant robot parts for a private collection/defense system but my neighbors are starting to get nervious and i have had a couple offers from foreign governments for my services. What should i do?

-maniacal mechanic and kitties

SirGunslinger · Rebel without a clue Gender: Joined: 21 Jun 2007

Wait you have neighbors?! The first rule of any giant robot builder is to silence all your neighbors in the immediate vicinity by any means:

Example,

Employment
Moving Packages
500 Ton Ballroom Dancing

Nei3rd · Junior Otaku Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 07 Jul 2007

Dear Doot,
I just recently got out of a bad relationship with my ex due to the fact she was usin me for money. Now 2 years have passed an I'm ready to head back into the datin scene again. But the thing is I'm totally head over heels with this waitress that works at the local pizzaria and italian resturant. Not only that she's the owner's daughter! I wanna ask her out but dude! I work as a cook at the supermarket a stone throws away and I feel so goddamn...how do I put it eloquently...inferior because I know her pops has butt loads o cash and I'm...like my occupation says "over worked and underpaid.". But my god DOot my GOD I LOVE HER! SHe's so freakin great! She's cute, she's a hard worker (7 days a week oh my poor snuggle wuggums!), she's very nice, and that bum...oooooh that bum.....delicious! Ya gotta help me out! I don't wanna miss out and end up stuck with some redneck gold digger like my last (also my first) woman!

PS: Sake or Corona? I must know!

Al the DLOE · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject:

FawkesFyre · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject:

Al the DLOE · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject:

Stingdragon · Lollipop Gender: Joined: 13 Dec 2005

Dear Doot.

I am going to travel to the USA. I am going as an au-pair worker and will be there for a whole year. Yepp. 365 days.
My question is this.
My departure will bring saddness to my family and they will miss me.
Is it wrong of me to feel content and happy because they are sad?
Or should I suck up this sadness and enjoy it in some sadistic way?

Travelling Lizard

Minosheep · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:

Dear Doot:

Why don't you answer our letters anymore? Don't you love us?

Sciler · Mistress Age: 45 Gender: Joined: 15 Sep 2002

Nei3rd - I say go for it. If she turns you down because of money, then she doesnt deserve you anyways, and you can do better. If she does go out with you, then you know its because she wants to see if something can happen, that she is attracted to you. I wouldnt let her father be the cause of missing an opportunity.

Sting - If going away makes you happy, then don't feel bad about it. Just keep in contact with your parents as often as you can, to appease thier sadness at your leaving, but ultimately they probably just want to see you happy. My parents and family and friends were sad when I moved a state away, but I call my parents once a week, and have been doing so for the past 4 years since I moved. It works for us.

Mino - Of course Doot loves you! She's just busy right now preparing for my arrival...and that takes a lot of energy. She has to prepare the dungeon, get all my whips and crops ready...you know, normal stuffs.

Mr. Green