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Terin
Huzzah!
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 Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! |
A Dorito just pierced through my palette  that freaking hurt. I don't like it when food bites back. How bout you guys? I think soft-shell doritos would sell good.
-T
EDIT: DAMNIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! WHY DO I KEEP EATING THESE?!?!?! |
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Al the DLOE
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
if my food fights back it is cooked just enough. mmmm blood |
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Blackmage
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:48 am Post subject: |
learn to eat ya noob  |
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Ming
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| Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:43 am Post subject: |
I avoid this by just avoiding Doritos altogether. |
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Kothar_Isk
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| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject: |
A Dorito that bites back every now and then is a small price to pay for how good they are.
I have a chipped back molar ( jawbreakers will never be eaten by me again) so when my doritos bite back they usually scrap the tooth and then dig into the gums behind the tooth.
but i just cant stop eating them. |
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FawkesFyre
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| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:01 pm Post subject: |
Iswear that happens every time I go to a Mexican Restaurant and eat corn chips...The corner of one will either poke my soft pallete, or will get lodged between my tooth and gum...either way it hurts. |
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Kudasai Hiroki
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| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: Re: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! |
| Terin wrote: | A Dorito just pierced through my palette that freaking hurt. I don't like it when food bites back. How bout you guys? I think soft-shell doritos would sell good.
-T
EDIT: DAMNIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! WHY DO I KEEP EATING THESE?!?!?! |
The same reason I do. For some reason Cool Ranch Doritoes give me headaches, but I keep eating them 'cause they're so damn good! |
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FawkesFyre
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| Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject: |
Dangitts! Now I'm hungry for Cool Ranch Doritos!!!
Edit: Forget that! I just scored some tiny tidbits of leftover catered sandwiches! 3 different kinds of 1-2 inch rolled sandwichs...perfect since I'm hungry and didn't eat lunch.  |
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Stingdragon
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:37 am Post subject: |
What's a dorito? |
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RivaOni
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:55 am Post subject: |
Tortilla Chips Sting...
I love white chocolate and shouldn't eat it as it gives me full blown migraines, but I can't help myself! |
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