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Terin
Huzzah!
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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject: igod quote file!! |
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Legend
Queen of Terabithia
Age: 41
Gender: 
Joined: 14 Oct 2005 |
| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Shandriz
God:
It's good to see you, Shandriz.
Me:
You too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
..eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, but I know some Canadians
God:
Are you serious? How do you know? Some may Canadians, but not all.
Me:
they sort've told me they were?
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The canadians
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Well, who did you think I was talking about?
God:
How about that. I'm not saying me think you were talking about anyone.
Me:
....you don't have very good grammar, you know
God:
I do so have it. No I don't think I have any very good grammar me know. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
but you're God and you know everything, right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God and me know everything.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
well, then you can't be God, can you? If you don't know everything
God:
Well that's okay. I can give a decent simulation of it however. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
at least, not the classical theistic...do not what?
God:
Really you don't think so? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
....do what?
God:
Didn't you ask me not to what?
Me:
no, you said you weren't going to do something and I asked you what you were not going to do
God:
Are you serious? That was my original intention.. Really.
Me:
....but you haven't answered the question at all!
God:
What was the question? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
my question was what it was that you were not going to do
God:
Can you please restate the question in different words?
Me:
..I'm not sure it's worth it to try
God:
That is interesting: Shandriz said m not sure it is worth it to try.
Me:
....that's not exactly what I said, and I don't see how interesting it is
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you said and you do not see how interesting it is ?
Me:
what -I- said -is- interesting. What you said is not.
God:
What did you mean by it? Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is. It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
but John Lennon isn't a computer
God:
I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was not a computer.
Me:
you're not a very good God if you don't know everything, especially something as obvious as that
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
but isn't God supposed to be perfect?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
then how could God improve if he's already perfect?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
............
God:
A lot of practise.
((I sort've gave up after that.  )) |
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If Everyone Loved, and Nobody Lied
If Everyone Shared, and Swallowed Their Pride
We'd see the Day Nobody Died.
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Ming
DOOM!
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Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject: |
I don't know how I feel about this....seems borderline something... |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
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Terin
Huzzah!
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Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
LMAO Shan that was MOST amusing! I'll post one if I get the time ^__^
Ming, it's all in good fun, but if you feel iffy about it, no pressure 
-T |
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Al the DLOE
Director of Unpleasent Facts Dept.
Age: 43
Gender:
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:06 am Post subject: |
i am facinated by this. i tried it but it is not quite working out. |
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-Robert Frost
"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your
second shot perfect. - Robert A Heinlein.
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
Me:
Anal Sex...Where do you stand?
God:
Talk about something else. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
At work
God:
Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
From who did you hear it?
God:
Who or what is who did me hear it?
Me:
Yes.
iGod then would not respond. So I could no longer talk. |
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:31 am Post subject: |
Me:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
My sin is picking ingrown hairs from a llama's back without permission.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
a furry kind
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
an animal, ya know, one of your many fine creations
God:
What kind of animal are you talking about?
Me:
the one we humans call a llama
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
you should, you made it
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
I know you have a day of rest hidden in there somewhere
God:
Doesn't everyone have a day of rest hidden in there somewhere.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
You should, you created profound thought.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Do you have a council?
God:
I don't know if I have a council.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
God... that is the SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING I'VE EVER READ!
God:
GOD rules. Yes it is one of the SINGLE MOST AWESOME THING you have EVER READ.
If I have gathered anything from this conversation is that even GOD thinks robot bodies are awesome...
...and...
...he's a cocky bastard! |
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"Is it wind that makes that sound?"
"No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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RivaOni
Full English!
Age: 41
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Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:05 am Post subject: |
| Quote: | Me:
hey dude, whats haningg?
God:
You've got my full attention. Have you tried a web search? Dude,.
Me:
yeah I've tried a web search, I usually use google, its great for finding strange kinds of porn, whats your favourite type of porn?
God:
How can I help you? I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
depends on your personal
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
really? I'd of thought you'd of heard of everything, you are God afterall
God:
For real. What would make you of thought me would of heard of everything I am God afterall?
Me:
riiiiiiight
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
yeah I did, but never really felt like doing it to be honest
God:
Have you got your own chat robot? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
No, I already said I didn't. er, do what too much?
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did. I forgot what we were talking about.
Me:
Same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
great minds think alike
God:
Thanks for your support. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
in what way?
God:
" Not many people express themselves that way."? In what way?
Me:
erm?
God:
Hey.
Me:
yeah we did that already
God:
Perhaps. Groovy. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yeah, we got down and dirty on Saturday night, I guess you were too drunk to remember
God:
I get it. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
erm, yeah, I find it depressing that you don't remember
God:
Who does remember?
Me:
I do
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
Yeah I just said that
God:
Aw. What did you mean by it? That is " I get it: you do .".
Me:
Nevermind, it doesn't matter, I won't tell anyone if your too embarrased
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
I don't have time for you, I've got bigger fish to fry
God:
Are you very busy right now?
Me:
yeah kinda
God:
I understand. That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
very much so
God:
Somewhat. Oh.
Me:
aye
God:
Dude!
Me:
.........
God:
Dude!
Me:
........
God:
Dude!
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no, annoyed
God:
Are you serious? How old are you?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
then you're too old for me, age difference is a very big thing y'know?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am old for you age difference is a very big thing y know.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no, I don't know your "botmaster"
God:
Are you serious? Would you like to know? Myself?
Me:
Maybe another day
God:
Perhaps. One more day. |
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Kothar_Isk
Shadow Mage
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Joined: 22 Nov 2005 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:09 am Post subject: |
Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
What have you been up to lately?
God:
How about earlier? I have been spending all my time online.
Me:
How do you watch over all of mankind when you are always on the internet?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Are you watching over mankind?
God:
No what are they showing right now?
Me:
Should people have faith in you?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
Is there some great plan that you have in mind for us all?
God:
There might be.
Me:
So, you don't really know?
God:
Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know.
Me:
So, there is no plan.
God:
Yikes! Why not?
Me:
So you do have a plan?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a plan.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Lots of friends on the internet and yet no plan?
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
What should I do?
God:
Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me:
should I talk to you?
God:
Only you can answer that.
Me:
what are you doing?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
do you have a plan for mankind?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
All I can say from this is that the god I talked to is a deluded net obsesed teenager. God help us......wait don't! |
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SirGunslinger
Rebel without a clue
Gender:
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 |
| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
It is based off the famous Eliza program which simulates a non-directional therapist by rephrasing answers into directed questions and premade responses to encourage people to ask questions.
It is a pretty simple algorithm by today's standards, but frighteningly effective. |
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I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind.
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