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Chuck Norris enters the s#*t slinging |
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Al the DLOE
Director of Unpleasent Facts Dept.
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 Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:46 am Post subject: Chuck Norris enters the s#*t slinging |
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proof this is going to be an interesting year. I know this prolly falls into the political category but looking at it as person in the bleachers i have to say this is funny. *insert Norris-isms here* |
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Ming
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:07 am Post subject: |
It looks like Mike Huckabee is reaching for whatever excuse he can find to explain his loss.
"We totally would have won, but ya know, that Fred Thompson is a crafty bastard. Oh, and you know what else sucks? Snow." |
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Jaena
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject: |
... Chuck Norris is 67? |
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SirGunslinger
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: |
He was a disciple of Bruce Lee... back in the late fifties/early sixtes. =D |
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Tobias
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject: |
It's a known fact that Chuck norris's vote counts for 51% of the electoral college.
Or maybe not.
oh...and 1000 bucks a plate to eat barbeque and watch mike huckabee play the bass. I don't know...that seems a bit much. |
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