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Ming DOOM!

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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:36 am Post subject: |
Some people need to find better things to do with their lives than to police everyone else's actions. |
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SirGunslinger Rebel without a clue

Gender:  Joined: 21 Jun 2007 |
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:51 am Post subject: |
So he had protesters at his funeral for portraying a gay person in a film...
I suppose you could throw in some picketing Redcoats, Asshat nobles, and Gotham Police; then you can sum up his acting career. =D |
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Tobias *explodes*

Age: 38 Gender:  Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:50 pm Post subject: |
you know, being a christian, i thought that the overall teachings of Jesus was to preach love over all. But the fact that they pronounce that "heath is in hell" makes me just...well...mad. I don't get mad often, and this is something that makes me mad. THe man did nothing wrong. So he portrayed a gay man in a movie...So friggen what?!!? It was a friggen good job he did, and if they would have the decency to take their heads out of the loose, christian asses, maybe they would understand that the man contributed not only to their society, but probably to their well being.
I don't stand for things like picketing a funeral. It's just wrong. And I hope that those people felt awkward and shameful at some point in time. Denouncing a man at his funeral is like pissing on his grave. I hope I meet them in hell one day. I'll make sure they have a time they'll never forget.
~Tobs. |
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Ming DOOM!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject: |
Tobias wrote: | And I hope that those people felt awkward and shameful at some point in time. |
The only problem is that they didn't, at any point. They feel that they are doing "God's work", and someone must have told them about some sort of Heaven referral program, where they get extra salvation for each heathen they convert. I guess it's kinda like getting extra mashed potatoes with your dinner. |
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Sciler Mistress

Age: 46 Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:32 pm Post subject: |
Sadly the "god hates fags" (thier self professed name) people are sickos that are unfortunately still on this earth. They are sick pieces of poo, that do not deserve to breath the same air I do, and yet they profess to be doing "gods work". They are a bunch of inbred losers, and anytime that group gets attention, it makes me sick to my stomach. The whole lot of them are brain washed and they need to all go drink some special kool-aid in my opinion.... |
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SirGunslinger Rebel without a clue

Gender:  Joined: 21 Jun 2007 |
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
Ming wrote: | Tobias wrote: | And I hope that those people felt awkward and shameful at some point in time. |
The only problem is that they didn't, at any point. They feel that they are doing "God's work", and someone must have told them about some sort of Heaven referral program, where they get extra salvation for each heathen they convert. I guess it's kinda like getting extra mashed potatoes with your dinner. |
They are part of the Humanity Embrace Lord's Leadership program. In order to advance in this program and access all the rewards the Humanity Embrace Lord's Leadership (HELL for short) program, you must cash in souls. The more stained the soul the more it is worth.
Here is a conversion chart for the Bringing Unique Redemption to New Evangelical Devices (BURNED for short) program:
1 point: Subverting rival Christians
2 points: Subverting people of a Monotheistic Faith
5 points: Subverting people of a Polytheistic Faith
10 points: Subverting people that are Atheist
+3 points if they are of breeding age
+5 points if they were formerly Homosexual
+10 points if they renounce evolution
-3 points if they are not a trendy minority
You recieve 10% of the points that your aquired convert gets converting new souls.
These points can be converted into fabulous prizes which are the following:
0 points - Smug, Holyer than thou additude
100 points - Slapping on the face with a bible by a head preacher
500 points - +1% chance of going to Heaven (some restrictions may apply, ask God for details)
1000 points - +1% chance of getting 72 virgins in heaven (see regulations for redemption of points for admission to heaven)
5000 points - Firm handshake from George W. Bush |
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feign Senior Otaku

Gender:  Joined: 31 Jan 2007 |
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:07 am Post subject: |
SirGunslinger wrote: | 0 points - Smug, Holyer than thou additude
100 points - Slapping on the face with a bible by a head preacher
500 points - +1% chance of going to Heaven (some restrictions may apply, ask God for details)
1000 points - +1% chance of getting 72 virgins in heaven (see regulations for redemption of points for admission to heaven)
5000 points - Firm handshake from George W. Bush | How many points for a Buddy Christ?
Oh, and how many points do I get for vanquishing Xenu?
(Oh c'mon, I've already killed Skorn five bajillion times, I need a challenge.)
As for the original subject of this thread, I point out my signature. 'Tis better to burn out than to fade away. |
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Tobias *explodes*

Age: 38 Gender:  Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
SirGunslinger wrote: | Ming wrote: | Tobias wrote: | And I hope that those people felt awkward and shameful at some point in time. |
The only problem is that they didn't, at any point. They feel that they are doing "God's work", and someone must have told them about some sort of Heaven referral program, where they get extra salvation for each heathen they convert. I guess it's kinda like getting extra mashed potatoes with your dinner. |
They are part of the Humanity Embrace Lord's Leadership program. In order to advance in this program and access all the rewards the Humanity Embrace Lord's Leadership (HELL for short) program, you must cash in souls. The more stained the soul the more it is worth.
Here is a conversion chart for the Bringing Unique Redemption to New Evangelical Devices (BURNED for short) program:
1 point: Subverting rival Christians
2 points: Subverting people of a Monotheistic Faith
5 points: Subverting people of a Polytheistic Faith
10 points: Subverting people that are Atheist
+3 points if they are of breeding age
+5 points if they were formerly Homosexual
+10 points if they renounce evolution
-3 points if they are not a trendy minority
You recieve 10% of the points that your aquired convert gets converting new souls.
These points can be converted into fabulous prizes which are the following:
0 points - Smug, Holyer than thou additude
100 points - Slapping on the face with a bible by a head preacher
500 points - +1% chance of going to Heaven (some restrictions may apply, ask God for details)
1000 points - +1% chance of getting 72 virgins in heaven (see regulations for redemption of points for admission to heaven)
5000 points - Firm handshake from George W. Bush |
you're my new hero of the day.
kthanksbye!
On another note - while hating them won't really rid me of these people, i guess I have only one thing to say (This is going to be long...)
1. Jesus traveled to the Mount of Olives.
2. Early in the morning he arrived again in the temple area, and all the people started coming to him, and he sat down and taught them.
3. Then the scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery and made her stand in the middle.
4. They said to him, "Teacher, this woman was caught in teh very act of committing adultery.
5. Now in the law, Moses commanded us to sone such a woman. So waht do you say?"
6. They said this to test him, so that they could ahve some charge to bring aainst him. Jesus bent down and began to write on the ground with his finger
7. But when they continued asking him, he straghtened up and said to them, "Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to thrown a stone at her."
8. Again, he bent down and wrote on the ground.
9. And in the response, they went awa one by one, beginning with the elders. So he was left alone with the woman before him.
10. Then Jesus straightened up and said to her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?"
11. She replied, "No one, sir." Then Jesus said, "Neither do I condemn you. Go and from now on, do not sin anymore.
John 8:1-11
And if I may be a bit more of a bible dork...
13. So the Pharisees said to him, "You testify on your own behalf, so your testimony cannot be verified,"
14. Jesus answered and said to them, "Even if I do testify on my own behalf, y testimony can be verified, because I know where I came from and where I am going. But you do not now where I come from or where I am going.
15. You judge by appearances, but I do not judge anyone."
John 8:13-15
Ok...I'm done bible-dorking it...damn Jesuit education. |
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Ming DOOM!

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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
I think if Jesus were alive today, he'd probably go up to these guys and be like...
Jesus wrote: | WTF?! STFU n00bs!!111one OMG, pwn3d! kthxbai |
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SirGunslinger Rebel without a clue

Gender:  Joined: 21 Jun 2007 |
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject: |
Ming wrote: | I think if Jesus were alive today, he'd probably go up to these guys and be like...
Jesus wrote: | WTF?! STFU n00bs!!111one OMG, pwn3d! kthxbai |
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Actually it would be more like...
שופט מעצמך לשמש שופט מעצמך
Internet speak likely hasn't caught on to the Judean crowd yet. =D
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