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Terin
Huzzah!
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Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
 Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:18 pm Post subject: |
OK, a bit of a background before this quote. Recently I discovered the facebook application scrabulous, and started playing it at work. For those who don't know, I work with GAAZ. We played one round, and he was especially angery that I could use "jeez" and he couldn't use "clit".
So a few days later I'm playing with another co-worker, and I try to message GAAZ, but mistakenly message my boss, and don't realize it until it's waaay too late. Enjoy.
Terin: lol I played Boner and it worked
Boss: whats that?
Terin: you don't know what a boner is?
Boss: nope
Terin: I can tell you what it isn't
Terin: it isn't short for clitorus (I know it's "i" not "u")
Terin: lol
Boss: lol
<realization dawns>
Terin: O.O
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Senkir
inward singing since 1983
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Joined: 21 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Udon Ookii (Partisan)
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Terin
Huzzah!
Gender:
Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
I know! I mean who doesn't know what a boner is?
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ScrumYummy
bunnyhunches of scrums
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Joined: 29 Jun 2005 |
| Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:31 am Post subject: |
LMAO! Well, it looks at least like he took it well.
Haha, here's one from my work. It was funny at the time:
Lupe: Maaaan I am so hungry. I could eat a FAT JUICY hamburger.
Lauren: Eww not me.
Lupe: It's calling me!! "Lupe, Lupe, come eat me!"
Lauren: "Lauren, Lauren, stay the hell away!" |
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..it borked. :D |
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Akuko
Chosen of Bast
Age: 45
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Joined: 03 Mar 2006 |
| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:43 pm Post subject: |
I had to put this up, because I felt like a total weirdo when I said it.
I was going on a break from work and forgot my id badge which would let me back into the building. I went back to my cubicle and said,
" OMG, I am such a dur-da-dur." (Carlos Mencia fans will understand)
All my co-workers looked at me funny and I don't think I said a single thing to anyone the resort of the day...  |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:56 am Post subject: |
| Akuko wrote: | I had to put this up, because I felt like a total weirdo when I said it.
I was going on a break from work and forgot my id badge which would let me back into the building. I went back to my cubicle and said,
" OMG, I am such a dee dee dee." (Carlos Mencia fans will understand)
All my co-workers looked at me funny and I don't think I said a single thing to anyone the resort of the day... |
There... I fixed it for you.
Aiman = Carlos Mencia fan |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:43 am Post subject: |
Shino: I used Krys' copy of halo 2 to get Patapon.
it got me like 8 bucks off.
Chibi Knight: Krys had Halo 2?
o.O
did she lose a bet or sommin?
Shino: LOL
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So many games... so little time
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Bianco & Nero (Sabers)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: |
I just love playing first person shooters online...  |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Akuko
Chosen of Bast
Age: 45
Gender:
Joined: 03 Mar 2006 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: |
I just love playing first person shooters online... |
LOL! Me too but I always get my a$$ handed to me! |
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Al the DLOE
Director of Unpleasent Facts Dept.
Age: 43
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Joined: 05 Dec 2006 |
| Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:00 am Post subject: |
this is from a recent converse between fawkes and myself about Neal Boortz and a professor on our campus:
f: Dr X is about like a female Boortz in appearance
a: no no i don't think so. Boortz is UGLY. I mean ugly...but we all still like him...mostly
f: yeah Dr X has a homely appearance but is not ugly.
a: Yeah... she has a face only a mother would love... on little house on the prairie. |
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-Robert Frost
"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your
second shot perfect. - Robert A Heinlein.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/conspiracy_theories.png |
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