Fawkes's Traffic Report

FawkesFyre · Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:05 pm Post subject:

Texting while Jaywalking and a steak knife in the road fun stuff the morning...

And its Dloe and My 5-year meowiversary!!! We started dating on Friday, August the 13th, 5 years ago!!!

What do 2 kitties do when its their anniversary? Go out for Sushi of course!!! The wonderful world of fishyfish, RuSan's! Fish smack

Akuko · Chosen of Bast Age: 45 Gender: Joined: 03 Mar 2006

Happy Anniversary!! To Many More! Have some Unagi (I think that's Eel) for me!

FawkesFyre · Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:38 pm Post subject:

Ahhh yes, Unagi was consumed for you Akuko!...Along with many other fishes, and a baby Octopus....*twitch

Twas an enjoyable meowiversary Kitty

And for the traffic report part, that Steak knife in the road disappeared, leaving a padlock in its place!!!

And I saw our little traffic-watching pooch again recently...this time standing up. He's a little guy that I just want to scoop up and take home with me cuz he's soooo cute. He's some kind of mutt that's all black except for his feet and chest.

I want to hold him, and squeeze him, and call him George...Thank you Looney Tunes!!! Razz

FawkesFyre · Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject:

Here's a new one, A construction worker directing traffic while talking on his cell phone!

And then a bit further on getting the personal lolz of watching this one guy try to cut off a corner to skip the turn signal...and gets stuck by the oncoming traffic. Then the light changes where I lol as I pass by him, still waiting to turn!

Tobias · *explodes* Age: 38 Gender: Joined: 17 Jan 2003

About a few months ago, I was driving with a friend of mine, and we decided to get off of the interstate and come back home - Didn't feel like spending money that night.

Now, in the next town, the police officers drive Chargers. That's right, Police Chargers. (too bad they're the new ones...)

Pulling off of I-95, we hear a crunch and out of a side road comes this red car and a Police charger. The charger forces the guy into the grass next to the highway with a THUD. In no time the cop is out of the car, around the vehicle and yanking the perp out of his window.

Good times. *explodes*

FawkesFyre · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:26 am Post subject:

Note to drivers exiting the highway:

You're not on the highway anymore!

People are not expected to, and will not, get out of your way when you want to change lanes as soon as you exit the offramp.

So, it might be wise to actually look in your rearview mirror before you merge so you don't almost hit someone...like me! Wink