Dagnabit - ~sniffle~

[GAAZ]

God danged bastardly bastardnes filled with the blood of the non-believing bastards!

Ok, this rant is actually about the fact that I have nothing to rant about. For all purposes I'm getting more and more pissed at me job everyday. And I'm still without my hot and cold running woman (GF or futuristic machine, you decide).

But for all intensive purposes I can't figure out how to complain about them! I think I'm in a rut or something...I've lost my abilities to captivate myself and others via profuse verbage and wordlyness.

Unfortunately I think this is eating away at me cause I want another job but I'm not sure what or where I wanna go. I need ta save me moola to move to GA so I can't go clubbing (Like I ever did before...hehehe) so I can't find my hot and cold running woman.

I keep thinking about going to work at a prison or something and it sounds like a good idea up until I realize that might mean doing cavity searches and I'm a bit a against going butt surfing for hemeroids and crank on top of ball hauling for needles and shanks. And nekkid man prisoners who have been known to rape other doods isn't a picture perfect scenario.

BUT, the job in and of itself is easy AND you get ta meet the criminally insane which is always a plus. But I still have an inkling not to go even if my current employment sucks AND pays less.

But still I can't find a way to rant about the sucktitude of my job because most people se paper pushing as an easy job full of happyness and merriment. When really the job is the equivalent of 200 paper cuts and a vat of salted acid.

So yeah, I have ranted here and you may think I have everything off my chest but I still feel burdened or something to that effect. I'm not sure why I do but I do and it el sucko's.

Anywho, just felt like typin.

[Tobias]

hmm, work at a prison...

Just remember, just if your ever alone with an inmate, just dont bend over

that is all

[GAAZ]

Yeah, one of them fears of working at a prison...But at least if he does then it's legal for me to castrate him...Least that's what the book of me states.