The Running Saga - Today, we go nuts!

Minosheep · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:29 pm Post subject:

Demonic raises a brow.

"Just one question; how'd they fall 500 feet if we're outside?"

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn realizes they are all really strapped into VR head sets, he pulls his off, noticing a lab empty except for the RS Team and a giant bomb with the microsoft logo*

*Aindriahhn pulls of everyone elses head sets*

"Look everyone, a giant bomb!!"

Dun, Dun, Duuuuuuuun

Minosheep · Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:50 pm Post subject:

*GASP*

But... I wanted to kill Bill... BOMB!

*KABOOM*

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Everyone stares at Demonic*
*Nacht* "Demonic, why did you yell Kaboom?"
*Shuri*"It's not even on"
*Akira*"The little Red LCD thing isn't even ticking down"
*Aindriahhn*"The damn thing probably crashed"
"Lets see what's out side this room"

Nacht · Queen of Darkness Gender: Joined: 25 Dec 2002

The team looks around for a bit.

Ain points, "Hey, what about that door over there?"

The door has a curious symbol on it. Almost looks like.... nah, it couldn't be.

Demonic throws the door open. The first thing they notice is a guy on a toilet. NO, no, his pants are ON! He is looking at a dirty magazine and mumbling to it. He looks up in shock and hugs the magazine to his chest.
"Hey! How the hell did you guys get out of your helmets! Get out!! Do you freekin' mind??!!"

It occurs to everyone that this is Bill Gates! The man they have been searching for! All this time all they had to do was look in the bathroom for some perv reading porn mags! Sheesh!

Nacht thinks to herself, Heh, I THOUGHT that picture on the door looked like a computer on a toilet! Hehehehe...

Shuri shrieks in his face, "What the hell is YOUR problem!! Why is the internet dead! And WHY are you reading porn in the bathroom??!!"

"I dont have to answer these questions! Go back and sit down and put your helmets back on!" Gates's face turns blood red in embarrassment and anger.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

"I say we steal his computer"

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn notices a door mared "Internet"*

*He walks in and notices a giant switch marked 'On' and 'Off'*

*Aindriahhn turns the switch to 'On'*

*Aindriahhn steals the switch*

"I guess we can finally go home"

Minosheep · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:24 pm Post subject:

"That was a bit too easy..."

Demonic raises an eyebrow, and walks over to the switch.

"Um... Ain? That didn't say 'Internet.' It said, 'Giant Killer Robots.'"

Sure enough, as Demonic speaks, the giant killer robots make their presence known... all of them are twenty foot long snakes with razer teeth and "glands" in the backs of their throats enabling them to fire gigantic bursts of energy at their opponents. There are seven of them in all.

Being snakes, they tend to enjoy constricting their prey, as the RS team is soon to find out.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn turns the switch off, the robots collapse*
"This seems to be the land of easy"

Minosheep · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 12:33 pm Post subject:

"Hehe."

Demonic runs over and flips the switch on and off rapidly, watching the robots twitch, pounding the ground violently and busting open.

"Dead!"