I hate you.

Minosheep · Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:19 pm Post subject:

YES! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*summons the very fires of Hell to burn the topics*

Off Topic

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Topics aren't heretics. I mean, look at how good topics are at giving us a point that we can dis-

Ah forget it, randomness is a good thing.

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Whoa... I think Demonic likes the emoticons.... Dang.... Can't get over how many of them there are.... Too many.... Brain Overload! Flip

Oh well. And I said it once, I shall say it again! All your random topic are belong to us! Thank you.

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Minosheep · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 5:34 pm Post subject:

See, there they go talking about these *topics* again. These *topics* are not *known* to me. Please elaborate on this *topic*

:baaaa:

Minosheep · Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 5:37 pm Post subject:

Wait. We contradict ourselves. We have turned this topic into a topic about no topics.

The word has lost all meaning.

So, if the word topic loses all meaning then there is no longer such things as topics. So, I say this, my friends. Off Topic

:baaaa:

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

But if it's a topic about No Topics we have turned No Topics INTO a topic, making things that are not on topic on topic. In this sense we have indeed caused a contradiction, but it's also a contradiction of the contradiction since it is technically not a contracdition since it's technically still on topic, considering it's a topic about being Not on Topic.
Heh.... gonna get me my major in logic. (Actually creative writing, but that's a little off topic. HA!)

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Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

:whuh:

Logic makes my head hurt

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

Yeah, me and my friend used to have this game where we would try to be the first one to confuse the other like logic very similar to the one above. Needless to say we both got very good at making difficult concepts sound even more difficult than before. Man, we had some crazy theories, too. Ahhh theory of relative reality, how we loved you.

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Minosheep · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:47 am Post subject:

This topic...

IS ALIVE!

This is the ORIGINAL off-topic topic! From the days when double-posting was TOTALLY acceptable!

Of course, double-post now, and I'll Wack

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

I hate that guy who called up asking for gay porn. Normally I'm tollerant of the gay lifestyle but when a guy is talking about how great a black man's John Hopkins my soul tends to wretch. My souls also screamed in horror Eldritch when he was telling me about the time he thought his partner creamed in his mouth but didn't. He pee-ed inside his mouth but he swallowed it anyways. I believe that my sanity broke and I screamed and fell to the floor crying, trying to get the image out of my head but it wouldn't. It latched onto me like a leech. Sucking away my will to live. I went home early, so much for volunteer work.